by Murph_46 September 14, 2018

Imagine a Dirty, DIRTY little British boy. His teeth are rotting from the crumpets and the tea. He sailed across the smelly smelly sea, eventually arriving at University. He stank up the books. He stank up the pavement. He even stank up the LC basement. He stunk so bad he scared the skunk. He stunk so bad he stank himself drunk. So drunk off his stink you think he might shower. Without suds and soaps, for days on end, Stephen eventually went sour. He scared off the ladies. He scared off the hoes. He even scared off the rancid gym bros. Stephen asked to play chess. expecting a yes, his stench sent James off in a scurry.
Daughter: Daddy, I want a Dirty Stephen for Christmas
Daddy: No, you don't sweetie. He's a stinky little boy.
Daddy: No, you don't sweetie. He's a stinky little boy.
by Joey McGarry November 20, 2024

‘Hey look at that sheep it sounds like it’s saying “baa baa black”
‘Aha u must be talking about Stephen’
‘Aha u must be talking about Stephen’
by Black sheep 69 September 21, 2020

Don’t ever trust him, he is a big manipulator and uses girls for their bodies. He gets mad easily and makes everything about him self. He is always hooked on his exs and will never not bring them up. He also has a tendency to have seizures so watch out. Have fun dealing with him
Girl: I’m talking to this guy, Jonathan Patrick Stephens!
Other girl: ew no drop him right now, you don’t wanna be dating a lizard
Other girl: ew no drop him right now, you don’t wanna be dating a lizard
by Loner4lif3 November 24, 2021

he is a very salty person very direspectful and loves eggs him and foskin are chums and bum eachother all day and him and his dad put eggs up eachothers ass
by mooneysegg February 28, 2017

The type of person who avoids online trends without fail, who never hops on the social media bandwagon, and who above all else, never shares on their stories. Stephen is a name that means literally anything you want it to, especially if you're getting your definition from a crowd-sourced, meme-intended, web-based dictionary.
(Pronounced like a "v" not an "f")
(Pronounced like a "v" not an "f")
by The Meme-Ripper November 23, 2021
