staaaaaaap

Someone who is completely unrealistic like unicorns.

Ex.- That girl with glasses is staaaaaaap.

by Ombamaniqua January 25, 2013

stab your shit

Stabbing someone in the gut so hard that the object used in said stabbing protrudes out of the victims ass.

That guy in V for Vendetta will stab your shit.

by Jimmy Timebomb February 20, 2013

Staag

A grade 10 political party. The best there ever was. Party of 4 guys. Liberty, Equality, Democracy.

Guy 1: Did you vote for the Staag Party?
Guy 2: No I didn't
Guy 1: You should have, they're awesome.
Guy 2: Oh, you're right, they are awesome!

by Definitely_not_the_Stag_Party March 20, 2013

Stabby Rong

A Stabby Rong is when an interracial couple engage in a hand job under a table in a restaurant.

Hey dude, that lady over there is totally giving that guy a Stabby Rong under that table.

by taintlicker2000 January 22, 2014

stab the cat

Penetrating a vagina forcefully enough to make it bleed. I.e. Vigorously bottoming out.

1: Beat that pussy up
2: You fucken me so hard last night that I'm on my period.
3: Your going to have to call the rspca tonight because I'm going to kill the family pet.
4: Touch your toes I'm going to stab the cat.

by thebloodyfunnel May 21, 2015

stabbed by a bitch

When someone fucking stabbed you with a pen, pencil or other writing tool

Bob: Bruh what happend to you?
Bobby: I just got stabbed by a bitch!
Bob: Man that sucks, haha lol lucking wasn't me.
Bobby: Fuck you

by Super legit username January 25, 2016

stabby hj

A woman on man or man on man handjob of the violent persuasion, remiscent of 80's slasher horror movies and characterized by the sound of Palm on pelvic bone action

Billy hooked up with Sally and said he got a stabby hj

by sydneyfife May 1, 2016