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Tomturdette Gordanly Squat

Rambunctious group of juveniles capable of many things with their combined strengths. When all combined, they are the second most powerful thing in the universe, Sileen being the only stronger being.
Oh no… TOMTURDETTE GORDANLY SQUAT IS COMING!
by Raelis October 12, 2025
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squat

Makes your ass huge and turns on mr blake
by jameskoomey February 28, 2017
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Tennessee Squat

When you eat something really spicy and then go back to your hotel in tennessee and have an awful shit, stinking the entire room.
He tried the work's hottest gummy bear and had to have the Tennessee Squat.
by cacaferrocarril April 20, 2023
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Squat Chug

to drink large volumes of liquid in a deep squat position; typically, said liquid has significant force or pressure (examples: fire hose or hydrant, display fountains, geysers); the deep squat is needed to lower the center of gravity and handle the volume and force; no guarantee the human body can handle a squat chug
Risa doesn't always drink water. But when she does, she squat chugs a geyser.
by MoBigsley September 11, 2015
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The Homosexual Squat

Sitting/squatting with your legs together, arms at your sides, back slightly arched but otherwise good posture. It's a compact pose.
"Oh no, Mikey's doing the homosexual squat again."

"Fellas, is it gay to sit?"
"Only if you're doing the homosexual squat like Nicole over there."
by nic.mp3 March 20, 2024
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squat cobbler

A term coined on the AMC show "Better Call Saul", describing a particular fetish involving one's ass sloshing around in a pie. May also be used as a derogatory term toward an unpleasant person.
1. I know it seems like an unusual fetish, but Matt has a huge collection of videos depicting men performing squat cobblers.

2. You're a fucking squat cobbler.
by bouchole September 3, 2016
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Squat Cobbler

Noun. When a pie is desecrated by bare human buttocks. Situation made worse when said human is crying
He has a private video stash of himself doing crying squat cobbler for another man.
by SquigglySquid September 3, 2016
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