A fetish act involving a nude male squatting into a pie with genitalia and anus, at which point a wiggle is performed.
by bettercall August 23, 2016
Get the squat cobblermug. by hdawg028 January 4, 2010
Get the jumby half-squatmug. Black man standing over white female in downward facing dog dipping his dick in her as he squats kinda like Oreo dipping in milk
Hey bro what's up with those legs? Looks like you been working out!
Oh dude I just been doing my chocolate squats with the wife.
Oh dude I just been doing my chocolate squats with the wife.
by CR1986 June 6, 2017
Get the chocolate squatsmug. When a fully clothed man sits in a type of pie, the squatter also usually produces tears while performing the squats.
by JoeSmith94 September 3, 2016
Get the squat cobblermug. It's when a fully clothed man sits on a pie and wiggles his butt around. Can be categorized as a "Fetish".
by CobblerSquatter September 3, 2016
Get the squat cobblermug. Hoboken squat cobbler is a sexual fetish act where a man or woman, fully clothed, slowly sits into a pie while singing a seductive song. The singing is what differentiates this from other pie-sitting fetishes, it is named after the hometown of Frank Sinatra, who is rumoured to have fathered the act during one of his famous drinking binges at a friends' birthday party. Frank Sinatra allegedly said at the time "Let me show you what we call the hoboken squat pie."
by SwampBeast September 3, 2016
Get the hoboken squat cobblermug. by Imalljammedup December 13, 2016
Get the Undercover squatmug.