"I don't give a fuck if you're on your last warning, gimme a 20% goodwill discount or I'll kick your teeth down your throat, you miserable little Squat-Fuck"
by Smear test August 23, 2017
A condition where horny sorostitutes are so obsessed with squatting on cock that they cannot control themselves. Often causes arthritis in the knees.
by I'm Brian March 27, 2011
by matv203 September 03, 2015
When a man with diarrhea squats onto a penis (or dildo) and shit coats the penis/dildo, then he licks it off
by DietCokeCondom6969696 March 20, 2021
by skydreamland April 12, 2014
by ekgbggb April 19, 2020
Doodle-squat is a term for aimlessly drawing or scribbling, often done during boring meetings or classes. It's like turning a piece of paper into a canvas for your wandering mind, producing whimsical or nonsensical sketches.
Usage Example 1: "While the professor droned on about quantum physics, Maria found herself in the world of doodle-squat, creating a menagerie of fantastical creatures."
Usage Example 2: "The corporate meeting was so tedious that the entire team resorted to doodle-squat to pass the time."
Usage Example 2: "The corporate meeting was so tedious that the entire team resorted to doodle-squat to pass the time."
by dgassadf October 14, 2023