Dick slosh

When you pull down your pants with a massive boney and your dick slaps the girl who's working on it.

"Dude I totally dick sloshed Stacey when she was about to give me head!"

by Madelinska July 11, 2016

portugese splashback

The act of attempting to insert your penis into a clenched asshole before ejaculation. The result of which ends in the ejaculate ricocheting onto your own face.

I was so backed up last night that I ended up giving my wife a portugese splashback.

by Johnny goodtimes February 2, 2017

panty splash

verb. when a woman's pussy suddenly gushes fluid in response to something sexy or erotic, typically unexpected, and/or out of a sexual context.

Hey baby, let me tell you my latest money making scheme. I can sell my worn-at-the-gym underwear online. Need pictures of me with my taped hands at the speed bag, at the bench press, at the leg press...

Oh god, you just made me panty splash!

by encinal October 20, 2018

hon splash

Type your definition here...honoured person with a pure heart ready ti splash everyone with love, health and wealth..

Type an example of how it's used in a sentence...he his hon Splash

by Hon Splash February 6, 2020

Doodie sploosh

when you take a shit and the water splashes back up onto your butt

yo i just took the fattest shit in the bathroom and had a doodie sploosh

by ashlikesbeans July 26, 2020

Midget Splash

When a guy cums so hard while getting a handjob from a midget. Due to the height difference the midget gets sperm in her eye and screams in delight.

... going out with my girl later. Since her eye is feeling so much better we will be doing the midget splash.

by 5533X3 November 16, 2020

Panty Splasher

A good looking heterosexual male.

He was quite the panty splasher back on the day

by Clayton Bertram December 24, 2020