sploogeophagus

A person whose throat or asshole can seemingly swallow an unlimited volume of cum without ever needing to breathe or pause.

That bitch swallowed millions of my kids last night, she is such a sploogeophagus

by vuksi February 15, 2026

Sploogemeghu

When you ejaculate into a females anus and urinate afterward then proceed to insert the penis and thrust uncontrollably

Oh my gosh he just “sploogemeghued in me 🦧🦧

by Meggahaggit January 18, 2025

Toaster Sploogel

A party game involving a group of males masturbating on an un-sauced Toaster Strudel in a race to ejaculate first, leaving the last man to climax, doomed to eat the flaky breakfast pastry loaded with the rest of the males seamen.

"Tony lost in Toaster Sploogel yesterday and his breath still smells like nut"

by Yeeetmaster March 23, 2019

Sheet Splooger

Someone who has sex so often, he earned the title of Sheet Splooger

Jessie, did you see george? they say he's "The Infamous Sheet Splooger"!

by The Infamous Sheet Splooger July 8, 2023

Becky sploogefest

Autistic girl named becky that gets nutted on by numerous individuals in math class

Wow I can’t believe they pulled a Becky sploogefest on the new autistic girl

by Mr.major May 24, 2024

Senior Splashin Splooger

That one guy during you're senior splashin game who got surprised, eliminated, and recorded while he was masturbating. The initial event is now known as the Senior Splashin incident.

Hey bro did you hear, Leland got eliminated last night on senior splashin, now he's the Senior Splashin Splooger.

by Bertrigga November 26, 2025

splongerotes

Used as an insult for someone who is quiet but creul

She's so Splongerotes

by CAM-I-AM April 23, 2004