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Special John

(n.)
1. A person who is very horny and typical jerks off to porn of men jerking off.

2. Someone whos actions make absolutely no sense, and often makes a fool of himself, not to please others, but for his own amusement. Example: smelling girls hair (for a long time), or making obxious faces at the opposite sex.
1.Wow with all that cum on your face reminds me of Special John.

2.Stop acting like a Special John and get your head out from inside the toilet.
by Eminem October 7, 2004
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The Condolingus Special

When you have sex with a girl doggie style, while she eats out another girl, while that girl is giving head to your best friend and you and your best friend high-five over the two girls, creating an epic eiffel tower.
Yo, last night me and Brandon brought home these two girls and we performed the Condolingus special on them.
by steezeeasy16 August 21, 2011
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remington special

*WARING RUDE*
When you're receiving a blow job ask your partner to go deeper then ejaculate. This will force your partner to swing their head back hence the name.
Man I did a Remington Special and it came out her nose
by Byron The III September 5, 2015
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halifax special

When you bone someone then shit in their bed and leave. A properly performed halifax special will leave the unsuspecting victim thinking they involuntarily released a steaming loaf while asleep.
The other day after scarfing a giant burrito I gave my ex a halifax special that was especially stank.
by UCSF Genentech December 15, 2008
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special K

It's a cereal that you can find in the cereal aisle and your local shopping center. Not only is it delicious but it's also nutritious.
Jason: mmmmmm... I gots a hankerin for some special K, because not only is it delicious but it's also nutritious...
Ryan: Word...i'm 100% black
Stephanie: Lets go to our local convience store and pick some up....i'm 100% caucasian
by Varna Jones December 28, 2005
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Norfleet Special

The Norfleet Special requires that one has sex in the shower of a hotel rated less than 2 of 5 stars.
by semiprocarwash August 7, 2010
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420 special

a half ounce of shwagg for 25-30 dollars and a dime of good dro
hey man can u deliver the 420 special if I need to I will pay a little extra.
by ---nik-- July 25, 2007
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