Spaghdussi-O's

Spaghdussi-O's is a dish that is prepared before oral intercourse when a person possessing female genitalia empties a can of spaghetti-O's onto their genitals. It is then served to the person/s of their choosing.

"hey babe, what's for dinner tonight?"

"we having spaghdussi-O's"

by tanhandsomechicken August 15, 2022

Spaghettify

The act of something being stretched so much until it resembles, well, spaghetti.
Often done by black holes or Italian mafia bosses to people who have wronged them

I am going to spaghettify your horse

by Skellii October 20, 2022

Spaghetti Strap

A very thin shoulder strap used to support women's clothing while providing minimal shoulder straps over otherwise bare shoulders. It is commonly used in garments such as swimwear, camisoles, crop tops, brassieres, sundresses, cocktail dresses, jumpsuits, and evening gowns, so-named for its resemblance to the thin pasta strings called spaghetti.

Emily loved to wear spaghetti straps.

by Koria Cousley December 31, 2022

spaghetti level mathematics

Math so bad it actually violates geneva convention.

1: "Yo bro how did the exams go?"
2: "I did some spaghetti level mathematics. Now the NSA is after me. RUN!"

by MathGenevaConventionVIolator May 25, 2023

tree-slaughteringly awesome

incredible in a gruesome, morally profane, who-gives-a-shit kind of way.

we're going to tear this shit up tonight.. it's gonna be tree-slaughteringly awesome.

by MikoIchigo May 15, 2009

Itchy Spaghetti

An itchy sensation caused by friction between pubic hair and sensitive skin on or around the genitals.

Tucker: Man... *scratch scratch*
Todd: What's bothering you bro?
Tucker: Well, you see I got this itch...
Todd: You must have Itchy Spaghetti.

by PhallusTangledByPubes September 30, 2012

Black Spaghetti Mop

Black Spagghetti is when a black guy has an "upside down" Speghetti Bowl haircut.

Yo, I heard Bryce has a Black Spaghetti Mop.

by Geygus Khan January 16, 2015