Smash a deuce

To go number two... to take a poop. Also... smash a D.

BOY do I really have to smash a deuce!

by obvihouse January 17, 2008

Smash the puss!

A rare expression used by closet-nymphs; it will often be shouted unexpectedly, and result in the man-cub prematurely ejaculating.

Man-cub: This is really good sex, considering it's our second time ever. I'm really enjoying it....

Closet-nymph: Yeah! Smash the puss!

Man-cub: Shit! I'm going to cummm!

Closet-nymph: Dumb cunt!

by MattyyyyD! May 15, 2017

super smash that hoe

when you finish having sex with a hoe and/or slut, and you are not satisfied you smack her with your dick and you shove your cock in her mouth.

Patrick: "Hey what happened with you and that hoe Jill from the club last night?"
Bob: "Oh man she was trash, I had to super smash that hoe"

by little pig December 20, 2008

Smash Iron

ie: To lift weights.

DJ: There aint shit goin on, man.

Andy: Whatcha gonna get into?

DJ: Dunno. I may as well go smash iron.

by jagerbombrockstar February 21, 2009

smash lab

a room - usually your bedroom - for having sex.

Let's go to the bar and try to find some girls to bring back to the smash lab.

by TLSC December 27, 2008

smash beans

to have anal intercourse

lindy & red went to smash beans.

by mr pitt 2 u February 8, 2010

Smashing Softies

A competition between two guys who are standing, have their pants down, and their penis' touching. The first one to get an erection loses.

I'm the king of smashing softies.
You think that, but no one really wins at that game.

by nedryerson November 9, 2010