sloppy johnson

when you cover your tally in manwhich and have your girlfriend lick it off.

Caren was so hungry she ate 5 sloppy johnsons for dinner.

by Guy Ball October 4, 2006

Sloppy Pete

A sexual move where the man fists a girl vagina using a large amount of lubrication. Afterwards, the couple has intercourse which is usually "sloppy"

I took this girl back to my room and totally showed her the sloppy pete.

by Hobok February 15, 2008

sloppy john

When your chick puts a gob of rubbing vasoline in her mouth and then slobbers it all over your dick. She then proceeds to give you a nasty handjob.

My chick just gave me the nastiest sloppy john last night.

by NotoriousK30304 December 11, 2013

You're Slapping My Cock

A phrase or expression used to communicate that you think that somebody is lying or "pulling your leg." It basically means that you think somebody is feeding you a pile of bullshit.

Greg: Hey, I won the megamillions lotto today.

Michael: No way, you're slapping my cock.

by Professor Big Penis April 26, 2010

Slippy 9ths

Slippy 9ths becomes official when the 8th man, who has sexual relations with a woman, who has had previous sex with 7 other men, back to back, leaves the area in which he and the woman had sex. The 9th man thereby enters said area, unaware of any natural residue or biological leavings on floor of said area, and begins to slip and slip and slip. The world record for most time slipping in one slip is three (3) hours and fifty-two (52) minutes.

"Man, I walked into the room right after the 8th guy, Todd, walked out, making me the 9th guy. So, as I walked into the room to fuck this broad, I just lost all my footing and began slipping. No one warned me about the natural residue or biological leavings that remained on the floor! I didn't break the record, but I was going for a good ten minutes. Luckily, when the slip ended I landed on the bed. I then proceeded to fuck this sloppy fish of a chick. Therefore, I became the Slippy 9ths of the day."

by Bobby Pardo January 18, 2008

Sloppy Gambling

Gambling to the point of losing one's mind and thus losing their entire life savings.

Derived from the phrase: Sloppy drunk

Matt: Alex stop betting man you keep losing!

Alex: Shut the fuck up man ONE MORE HAND!

Matt: I ain't being a part of this and your sloppy gambling. Lose it all for all I care, bitch.

by Jew_Bagel November 30, 2011

slapping tits

the action of hitting or smacking a pair of bodacious voluptuous breasts so they jiggle

You'll never believe it bro I was slapping tits all fucking night!

by Psylocybin man December 24, 2013