Kieron Sampson

The biggest beta male imaginable. He is adopted father to one Jayden Sampson, who frequently uses a vape.

OMG, he's the biggest Kieron Sampson I've ever seen

by Prof.CallumAdams1979 March 6, 2020

Wyoming Sampson

A Wyoming Sampson occurs you take your slippery cum slut to Chick Fil A and order a 30 count nugget with 9 packs of zesty Buffalo sauce. After you receive your order, you park behind the Chick Fil A, and proceed to stick your Lyndon B into her badunkadonk. While doing buttsex, you forcefully slip the Nuggets into her mouth, one by one, full of zesty Buffalo sauce. To spice things up, you can also put the sauce onto your Johnson to allow for full posterior pleasure.

“My bitch asked me to take her on a fancy date, so I pulled up to Chick Fil A and Wyoming sampson’d dat ass.”

by buster_hymen69420 May 4, 2022

jordan sampath

cool sexy guy with glasses

omg he playes basketball so well, hes such a JORDAN SAMPATH

by ur mother simps for lithu November 6, 2022

Wilton Sampaio

a brazillian referee who usually wants a bit of kylian mbappes dick. the man cost england a place in the semi finals against the french and after the match he was driving to the french players hotel and celebrating with them

wilton sampaio go fuck yourself

by big fat tubby December 29, 2022

The sampler

Sticking a toothpick inside of one's penis while receiving a blowjob

Last night Lucy did The sampler on me

by Fungalbob March 23, 2023

Mr Sampson

(noun) a person who dates multiple minors at once (often around 13) and when he gets questioned about it his philosophy becomes: deny, deny, deny.

"did you see Mr Sampson?"
"yeah i heard he dates minors, but he says its not true"

by HHS words June 5, 2023

rainbow sampler

A mixture of all bodily fluids - including blood, urine, feces, semen, saliva, and more - intended for consumption to produce a euphoric effect. Similar to jenkem but with more effects.

I just tried a rainbow sampler this week and it was so sublime!

by Clumpchump89 January 15, 2024