When a person enters into a state of mania, with possible physical manifestations, upon learning there is NFL football is viewable -but the person isn't.
"Quickly, find a sportsbar, The Patriots are on and Mary Beth knows, and is going into NFLactic shock!!?!?"
by andersjg August 11, 2017
Get the nflactic shockmug. When you receive last-minute changes to a file that must be submitted to the printer today and the printer's wife is in the hospital undergoing a heart procedure and you've also just begun getting up and hour earlier, you take your laptop to the couch with an extra coffee because you don't want to shock the monkey.
by Okay_YetAnotherMonkey January 26, 2024
Get the Shock the monkeymug. Person 1: I remember "Raditude Dog Found In Pinkerton, What Happens Next Is Shocking" was actually a placeholder name, what was the intended name?
Person 2: Sandstorm
Person 2: Sandstorm
by wbc fan February 18, 2024
Get the Raditude Dog Found In Pinkerton, What Happens Next Is Shockingmug. by D. Y. Vetz June 5, 2019
Get the Soda shockmug. One who is repetitively kicked in the stomach, with subsequent gut-wrenching anxiety, while remaining upright and wearing a fake smile. AKA: the college years.
“My friends were amazed that I was one of those student shock-absorbers and lived to talk about it. I did manage to get my degree. Yay for me!” - said flatly
by Dr Isaac September 16, 2018
Get the Student Shock-Absorbermug. that feeling that you get when water goes up your nose. the equivalent of brain freeze when you eat something cold
by monkeyknuckles94 January 4, 2010
Get the brain shockmug. an Egyptian world widely used phrase that dates back to the song slaves sang while building the great pyramids of Giza. now it has been tiktokley widely used as a way to express one's stack of shock or amzment: otherwise known as shock shack shock.🫨🫨
by LIFEISUNSERIOUS March 5, 2024
Get the shick shack shockmug.