Cell Block Shock

A condition that occurs after you call a girl and find that she has blocked your number, leaving you in a state of unbelief. This usually happens due to the girl labeling you as a stalker or creeper.

Guy 1: "Dude, I'm totally into this girl!"

Guy 2: "Does she even like you?"

Guy 1: "Yeah bro, we text each other all the time. I'll call her and prove it!"

Cell: "The number you have dialed has call restrictions that have prevented your call."

Guy 1: Silent

Guy 2: "Talk to me man! You're going into cell block shock!"

by DeltaGuy January 9, 2010

shockstering

the act of being a habitual shocker through your sheer intelligence, appearance, etc; the act of shocking others, catching their attention by surprise on a continual basis

I like shockstering, but I'm not conceited.

by siCi September 23, 2007

Shockswift booty

Thiccer than his hair (his mom loves his thicc curves). Btw did i mention he is thiccc like pokimane.

Did u see Shockswift booty like Damm his mom loves it.

by Smugboyieie January 6, 2019

Shockswift11

Shockswift11 is a huge bot. People like Weirdo111 more and he smells like a pile dog shat. #ShockTheBot

Shockswift11 is a bot.

by Weirdo1111 July 12, 2019

shocktar

Stupid, insane, crazy

Shutup you stupid shocktar!

by Beah January 2, 2008

Shock Phishing

The act of attaching a false story to a shocking and/or gruesome image and posting it on a social media website in order to increase page traffic.

My friend fell victim to Shock Phishing when he posted the hoax story about the baby with cancer

by Dr Stan February 8, 2013

shock wild

The state of being in a frenzy of constantly offending people with outrageous jokes of high shock value

Critics of the 2013 Oscars complained that Seth MacFarlane went shock wild with his perceived misogynistic and racist jokes, oblivious to the fact that it was amateur hour compared to his usual material.

by JohnnyLurg March 7, 2013