Sipping 

The definition of sipping is when you are fondling your penile area and then the ejaculation of sperm shoots like a volcano out of the urethra. Then the sperm lands on your hand or you decide to ejaculate in a cup. Once you see the sperm you get curios what it is like to be a female sperm consumer. So you either take a sip of sperm or lick it of your hand. After that it get stuck in your through like peanut butter.

Last night I was sipping and I choked and then my mom came to help.

Sipping by Curios_crotch_eater445 December 8, 2017

Shapping 

masturbating in the shower.

Best thing ever: a good morning shapping

Shapping by Shlapping May 1, 2015

WINDHOE SHOPPING

Just like window shopping. You look at hoes, you wish you had them,but you don't buy the hoes.

Bill-Man, i was feeling lonley today, my girl left me, i needed to get some, so i looked at some hoes today.

Hank-Really, how much you pay?

Bill- I didn't , I'm broke i was just windhoe shopping

WINDHOE SHOPPING by THEDAVE69 June 25, 2009

Shapping 

Wasting time in the app store on an iphone, downloading mostly pointless apps. Usually resulting in a large bill.

dude 1: what you do sunday?
dude 2: had a wank then wasted the rest of the day shapping.
dude 1: anything good?
dude 2: no.

Shapping by Horrendermerk November 22, 2009

shopping 

checking out and hooking up with very fine hot ass mexican guyz.

let's go "shopping"

shopping by Coerliala May 31, 2004

Slipping her a length 

To have consenting sexual intercourse with a woman, to penetrate the vagina with the penis.

"Did you see Glenn Beck interviewing Quitter Palin on Faux the other day?"

"Yeah, he was a complete and utter quittergazer, I've never seen anything like it. It was almost as if he thought she made sense. He was just staring into her eyes as if he was caught in some kind of spell.

I honestly thought he was going to pull down his trousers and try slipping her a length."

Slipping her a length by Arlo Barlow August 28, 2010

Shopping trolley

When a guy looses his virginity to another guy

Steve stole Jacobs shopping trolley

Shopping trolley by bobandbill12 November 13, 2011