log sheet

A device charter schools use so students can log their school work that they dont do.

My mom beats me when i dont fill out my log sheet.

I'm gonna murder the cock sucker that invented log sheets.

by ComptonAssJoe September 14, 2006

SHEENSCREEN

A TACTICAL MOVE TO AVOID BEING HIT BY CHARLIE SHEEN IN A DOMESTIC SQUABBLE!!!

Thank gosh Denise Richards taught Charlies new wife the Sheenscreen or she could have been hurt bad!!!!

by vinny125125 December 29, 2009

Sheet wipe

When you run out of toilet role and rush to your bed using yours sheets in its place in order to clean your anus thourghly.

'I ran out of toilet role and was forced to sheet wipe'

'My anus was very saw after that sheet wipe'

'I change my sheets after every sheet wipe'

by Banana Split March 2, 2017

Sheetal

Mentally unstable, psycho, competition to shammi (watch "kumbalangi nights"), oola, the first thing that comes to your mind when you think of the worst, very religious but no use because god himself/herself/animal has given up on her.

She acts like a sheetal.(noun)

by Sheetal000000000000000 August 30, 2019

Balance sheet

Balance sheet = financial bullshit that no one cares about

Amanda can you pull a balance sheet together. Her reaponse is no it isn't important to do my job.

by Matt can you pass the sauce May 29, 2016

sheeps heart

The bulbous end of the penis

"his dick was massive, it was like a babies arm holding a sheeps heart"

by L.B.Seed August 21, 2004

sheeshkamabob

expression for shock,amazement, disbelief, horror, excitement.

holy sheeshkamabob, did you see that?

by Charmaine V. M. July 13, 2006