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semi-rexic

Semi-rexic means semi-anorexic. Used for skinny people that look anorexic, but aren't really for sure. A model that isn't anorexic is probably semi-rexic. Not really desirable.
by Skinnybit December 8, 2010
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Semi-auto

Somebody that calls everyone a bandwagon just to cover the fact that he is one (To the North Dakota frackers).
Stop being a semi-auto just because you see that the rockets are doing bad doesn't mean you have to like the Warriors all of a sudden.
by Billyfrotallahasee May 22, 2016
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semi-warm potato

Semi-warm potato is a strange turkish girl. Not hot, not ugly just strange...
Peter: "Irem is kinda weird"
Simon: "did you know she is turkish?"
Phillip: "She is a Semi-warm potato."
by Tralsted August 29, 2017
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Semi crunchy mama

A mom who typically adheres to crunchy mama beliefs but occasionally will use disposable diapers for convince or who may or may not vaccinate
That mom breastfeeds, does baby led weaning, cosleeps, but believes in some vaccinations, she’s a semi crunchy mama
by S.C.Mama February 2, 2021
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seesis

Seesis? It's actually green!
by Randi March 27, 2004
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Semi-Colon

The area between a normal human being's large intestine and colon.
An extremely important portion of the digestive system that schools around the globe refuse to reveal the existence of to students. Usually, when a semi-colon is in any way damaged or deformed, it can become a major threat to the owner's life (if left untreated, you could shit out your intestines).
Fred: Dude, my doctor said I have an enlarged semi-colon.
Chris: Do you know what that means?
Fred: No, what?
Chris: It means someone role-played PowerMan and IronFist in your ass.
Fred: Oh shit.
Chris: Yeah. You're going to need a semi-colonoscopy.
Fred: I hate asking all these questions, but WHAT is THAT?
Chris: Your doctor is going to get a rabbi to bless your asshole and then stick a very hot shaft of PVC pipe so far up your butt it'll pop out your eyeballs. Then, they'll procede to stuff as many red permanent markers up into the pipe, then flowing into your skull, to make sure the pipe went all the way through, and tell you that you have been exposed to a treatment that still has not passed through the appropiate legal channels, and that you are not liable to sue. If you did somehow threaten to sue, they will threaten you by saying there is no way to remove the pipe from your body unless they do it themselves, and if you do sue, you will have to walk around with a pipe in your ass for the rest of your life.
Fred: Oh shitter.
by Jim Naazium May 13, 2008
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semi-swear

1.When somebody asks you if you sware but it is a situation that you can not 100% say you will not get mad, offened, or tell somebody what the person says.

2.When someone doesn't complete a sware like "YOU SON OF A" or cover up a word with astrics.
Person 1: Can i tell you a secret?
Person 2: Yeah
Person 1: Can you sware not to get mad?
Person 2: I semi-swear
Person 1: Ok, it's about your girlfriend
Person 2: Yeah?
Person 1: She is cheating on you with me
Person 2: YOU SON OF A *****
Person 1: But u swore!
Person 2: I SEMI SWORE YOU *******
by Preston Michael January 2, 2006
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