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scott eastwood 

Biggest babe you will ever find... he is a mix between a fucking amazing guy and a god. i'd love to marry and have kids with Scott Eastwood.
Damn i want to fuck me a scott eastwood
Scott Eastwood is a sex symbol

Scott Brown Cosmo 

noun - Indicates that a person is getting screwed, although they may not be receiving health care services.

alternative - Used to describe the pity fuck health care advocates give one another upon the death of health care reform legislation.

etymology - Based on newly elected Sen. Scott Brown's (R-MA) election and his nude photo spread in Cosmopolitan magazine.
"My boyfriend gave me a Scott Brown Cosmo blowjob because we found out that I can't afford the liver transplant that I need to survive."

"The insurance company just gave me a Scott Brown Cosmo by denying my chemotherapy."

"I just gave one of those union organizers a Scott Brown Cosmo to console his grief over the death of the bill."
Scott Brown Cosmo by NazarethEMU January 26, 2010

Scott Spots

The term"Scott Spots" derived from Overland Park KS, where at Accelerated Schools two students Scott and Alexis grew quite close to each other. Alexis gave Scott many many hand jobs in many many places, School, field trips, and everywhere else. At Accelerated Schools, the students ride to school in a rather large size van, about the size of a limo (but not a limo). When Scott was given these hand jobs he Ejaculated all over the car seats in said vans. 3 years later these spots can still be noticed and are forever known as "Scott Spots".
Billy: Dude! Jenny gave me a hand job!
Joe:NO WAY!!!!
Billy:Yeah I left Scott Spots all over her couch
Joe:Whats a Scott Spot?
Billy:It's When you ejaculate when given a hand job and you stain nearby objects!
Scott Spots by aqswde February 13, 2008

Scott McCreery 

A hot, amazin singer on American Idol.
Sings your man by Josh Turner like a pro<3
Scotty the Hottie!
Woah, did you see scott mccreery ?

Scott Sandwich 

The act of using peanut butter (creamy or chunky) for lube during anal intercourse, afterwards using the peanut butter for a sandwich and forcing the woman to feast upon it in. Can also be performed while titting fucking.
Vinny: Dude, did you bone that girl mandi last night?

Dylan: Hell yeah I did, it was amazing!
Vinny: What did you do?
Dylan: First I played her vagina like a violin, then I finished with a Scott Sandwich.
Scott Sandwich by Sk8ersrock2 October 22, 2009

Scott Bynum 

Tall, funny, Athletic, and Damn good lookin too. used when describing someone with these characteristics
Scott Bynum is the Scott Bynum!!!
Scott Bynum by Tallwhiteboy29 April 16, 2009