Seattle

"Seattle" was originally named after "Chief Sealthe," a very well loved and respected Indigenous Tribal Leader in the once beautiful Pacific Northwest. Now, thanks to "Drug Den Durkan" and Governor Inslee and the entire Seattle City Council Members and every Seattle Outreach Team, our once beautiful city is now nicknamed and known as, "The Dirty Needle," and "Free-Attle" - the politicians and outreach teams here not only created and allowed an environmental disaster but also allowed and supported the police to be defunded and stealing to be legal and stealing dogs to be perfectly acceptable, along with doing heavy drugs and trafficking children on and around school grounds, doing drugs on city buses to be acceptable and basically turned our city into a "Krokodil Zombie Drug Hell" that is now over run by the drug addicted and mentally ill who do not get convicted for any crime including attempted and kidnapping children and pets whom they continue to give a free tiny house to next to the drug and child trafficking. Crime continue to get worse with each Outreach Team and pedophile politicians allowing it, supporting it and encouraging it to continue.

"Hey Man, let's move to the Dirty Needle!" We can get everything for free with a five digit discount and shoot up in public and they give you free housing for trashing their city!" Let go destroy Free-Attle man! Police can't do shit cause they'll go to jail for trying! The politicians love criminals and crackheads in Seattle!"

by LegalizeHeroin June 11, 2022

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SeattleBones

Also known as SCP-9092, he is a Euclid-Class anomaly who takes the form of a human skeleton. He is monitored by a mobile task force team located in Seattle, Washington. He is a very dangerous anomaly, looking at him will cause you to slowly melt and become a skeleton yourself, but dead. He is most active during the months of January-April, but will still be seen wandering around the outskirts of the city.

Did you see the SeattleBones anomaly wandering outside the woods?
I did! It was terrifying. He was eating my childhood crush…

by SeattleBones July 1, 2022

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Scattiedoodle

Acknowledging somebody sneezed. Letting one know to work through it.

Person 1: Ah ah aaaah choo!
Person 2: Scattiedoodle.
Person 1: Thanks for your acknowledgement.

by Bond0 July 23, 2022

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Seattle Tie

The "Seattle tie" is a game that we probably should have been able to tie, but instead we coughed up a goddamn stupid unforced goal to lose by 1 instead."

We only had to make it through stoppage time to come away with a point and instead we got a Seattle Tie.

by mattfromseattle August 15, 2022

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