Satan

1.The Angel Who created free will/He OFFRED the apple to Adam and eve and was sent to rule hell because of their Stupidity.
2.A symbol of free will and all thaat shit to satanists
3.The churches Besttt budddyyy
4.Who everyone at school thinks i am or thinks i worship
5.Who the fuck created rap.Die.

Priest-"SATAN MADE ME MOLEST THAT CHILD!!!!!"
Church person from million years ago-"Hey lets make some fake entity up to scare people into paying us money for the service of telling us lies!It'll also let us murder all non-christians!YAY!"
Person From my school-"Do You Worship satan?"
Me-"FUCK YOU GO AWAY!!!!!!"

by EatWAFFLES April 29, 2005

satanmas

Invented in a conversation between IAN SOLITERMAN & KATARINA RIVARD.A word which defines Christmas in a boys mind when he thinks he comes from down bellow, which is tottally inpossible when you are a highly dedicated flames fan. They only come from heaven.

Ian , who hasnt missed a flammes game in the longest time,its excited for Satanmas.

by Hindu girl? January 6, 2008

Satan Chocolate

A common term for a Justinian SHIT.

Man, Justin just had some satan chocolate.

by DoctorLongDONG April 13, 2009

Satanus

That's Latin for "satan".

A: I just made a deal with Satanus to become the richest man in the world.

B: Dude, you're going to Hell!

by sad1juggalo May 13, 2009

Satanic evangelism

Where satanist are making an effort to convert as many people to satanism as they can. there goal is to convert everyone in the world to satanism.

what do you think about satanic evangelism?

by Deep blue 2012 November 2, 2009

Satan Head

Getting really rough head from a girl because she is super "horny".

Girl got horny, gave me satan head. Hoe went Emily Rose tried to break the bed.

by Blitzthe6x6 October 23, 2011

Satan's fart

When you let the smoke sit inside the bong for too long and inhale it later, therefore burning your throat.

I didn't clear the bong on the first hit and Satan's fart burned my throat.

by BellaDonna420 February 20, 2017