Samuel

Is a raging homosexual likes men seduces oranges and has sex with fruits in the fridge dry humps his wall and his momma

"Oh no guys looks out! Its Samuel! Hide your fruits away before he molests them!"

by xx_thepr0phet16235_xx November 20, 2021

Samuel Denny

Awesome sauce

Things were sad panda before Samuel Denny came

by frankflemming November 11, 2020

Samuel

if Samuel it's your name u are probably gay, if you are not you are only a femboy

Samuel loves dick

by ImPacking November 21, 2023

samuel's

a Samuel is most of the time a big sexy beast with a nine foot horse cock

holy shit your cocks are big you must be samuel's

by sir sammy long cock February 12, 2022

Samuell

If your name is Samuell instead of Samuel, you are superb. The world must thank for having you here. What size do you have? How old are you? Which is the colour of your hair? Nothing matters. You're Samuell, not Samuel. When your parents did notice the brightness, i mean, the glory of your eyes they just thought you have been chosen. Need to carry the code sacré carved in your denomination. When normal people are spelling your name, it gets tough, they ought to say another letter. Because you are savage. No doubt about all opinions.

Is it a shine of hope? Isn't, It's better It's Samuell

by Tanna-Toh Dux November 25, 2021

samuel

a beta who needs to learn how to shut the fuck up and to be less feminine.

Henry: Hey you know Samuel?
David: Yeah the feminine beta??

by okay okay i June 9, 2022

Samuel

A sub-par percussionist

Samuel: did you watch my concert yesterday? It went very well!
Anyone: no, I don't believe you

by J_B_Underhagen January 12, 2024