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Christian Sammie Dawes

Someone sexy who is, intelligent and super ambitious.
“He was such a Christian Sammie Dawes”
by cracker7777 April 1, 2024
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mashed sammich

A mashed sammich is when you take a piece of bread and smash it in your hand to eat like a sandwich. Nothing on it, just bread.
Boy: Grandpa I'm hungry

Grandpa: *smashes a piece of bread* There ya go, mashed sammich.
by ShitDemonFromDogma June 24, 2024
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Sanitation sammich

When two gay bears share a frozen turd as a dildo and press their "buns" together.
Last night's sanitation sammich had corn in it.
by Gallo de Muerte November 25, 2024
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Pulling a Samm

When a gay man, constantly dates women in order to keep his sexuality a secret, and evenutally becomes the women's bestfriend.
"He's totally pulling a Samm, dating all thoes women, we all know he's gay!"
by Nerdettexx July 25, 2012
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Broke it with a sammich

(1)A term used to allay blame onto another person, usually for or with no good reason.

(2)To do something impossible/highly unlikely.
(1)
Mother: How did my vase get broken?!?
Son1,2: Dunno chief!
Mother: Well someone better 'fess up before I open up a can o' whoop-ass.
Son 1: Alright! Son 2 broke it with a sammich!

(2)
Guy 1: *quintuple backflips off a building on rollerskates*
Guy 2: Dude! You just broke that trick with a sammich!
by Captainemo April 27, 2013
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Pulling a Sammi

when your are slow at responding to a joke or comment because of lack there of understanding of topic being joked or commented about.
i was pulling a sammi while listening to a story from my friends. i was so lost
by JewWords August 20, 2016
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