Simp

A 5/4 Boi who’s trash at Call of Duty and leaves the squad to go talk to a girl.

Person 1:Bro why you hopping off?

Person 2:Oh imma go talk to a girl.

Person 1:Bro stop being a simp!

Person 2:Nah bro I’m not a simp because I get happiness out of this.

Person 1:SIMP!!!!!!

Person 2:....(Leaves game)

by Dudedude15 May 6, 2020

simp

The essence of a simpleton. The word has been simplified to the point where even the simpleton can grasp the concept of their own simpleness.

Farley, you simp.
You're such a simp.

by Big Gary January 15, 2007

Female simp

A girl simp

Isba is a female simp bro

by Shiscobop May 26, 2020

Simp

Casey Bedney

Casey Bedney is a simp

by Xachary A. February 16, 2020

simp fit

when a person takes a fit which is that of pathetic and over something simple. aka. andymac, che and lewis after having a nibbles.

For fucksake!!!! *throws food over wall because it is finished*- this is a simp fit

by lewis1234 December 24, 2008

SIMCSMAO

Sitting in my chair studying my ass off. What partiers often say when they are actually studying instead of partying. Pronounced "Sim-icks-mo."

person 1 What's up?
person 2 nm man
p1 r u going Sam's party 2night? itz gunna be killa!
p2 Naw man I have a math midterm tomorrow. SIMCSMAO.
p1 that sucks a big one!
p2 Tell me about it...

by iamtechno May 20, 2009

Simp

Jack

Oh my god. He deafened again.. What a 'SIMP'

by Alexbarrsss August 27, 2019