bubble shield

synonym for a condom, often used by halo fanatics while engaging in halosex.

hold on i need to put on my bubble shield.

by master chief696969 January 13, 2008

Shem-Shield

The ultimate defense with the effective range of 148cm. Due to the quality of the sheild, the user will be protected from anything ranging from wood splinters to an armageddon sized meteor falling from the sky. The sheild must take the brunt of the attack in order for absolute protection to the wielder to be granted.

It is also light and easy to carry. Please keep in mind that as a shield, it will break with repeated use. However, it can be reforged again and again. Make sure you never leave home without one~

Defend me my Shem-Shield!

A: My Shem-Shield is amazing. I totally thought Godzilla was going to kill me back there.
B: I know right! I can’t wait to get a Shem-Shield of my own!

by GeAa September 15, 2018

worthless shield

the worthless shield is an invisible force that provides protection for people who are the lagrest drain on society in the world. ever notice how the really worthless people get shot 14 times or are involved in horrible accidents yet survive?

the only ways to disable the worthless shield are for the procted person to find religion, get a GED, or get a good job. this is evidenced by the interviews on the news of family members after a loved one has been killed. they always say "lil boosie just got baptised and got his life right" or "dehdeh just got his GED and was gonna straighten himself up" or "taequan just got a job with the city and started paying his child support."

guy 1: did you hear about the guy who got shot in the hood yesterday?

guy 2: no, did he die?

1: yeah he was dead before the ambulance got there.

2: did he just get his GED?

1: thats what the family said. how did you know?

2: he fucked around and lost his worthless shield.

by champcc1 February 18, 2009

shiteous

-hideous and full of crap (cuss word).
-nonsense

Rita is wearing that shiteous pants again.

I dont know why everyone is reading that blog, its full of shiteous stuffs!

by LadyAlen May 30, 2006

heat shield

A sexual act which involves one wrapping their face in saran wrap and then having his/her sexual partner deficate on to the surface of the saran wrap. The heat from the feces will warm the face. WARNING: Death from suffocation may result...but if you're sick enough to be doing this, the world is probably better off without you.

"I enjoy the warming sensation of the heat shield all over my face."

by JS via CP September 18, 2008

Shiteyarse

He whose arse, or ass, anus, whatever you prefer to call it, is covered in shit.

A dirty, ned, theiving cunt.

Look, there's Shiteyarse Kimmet and his ugly maw.

by Flapjackandy May 24, 2008

Shited

The art of being absolutly bolloxed, being completly fucking smashed to the point of poisining yourself and irritating people around you to the extent that they would like to smash your face in with your own head.

"Fuck me was i Shited last night ya cunt!! i know mate you were completly battered out of your twat!! do you remember pulling that black guy in the toilet of that club?

by Isildur100 June 29, 2011