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Brohann Sebastian Bach 

The best composer the bros have ever seen
Bro 1: Bro! Have you hear Brohann Sebastian Bach's new song?

Bro 2: Totaly bro! It was amazing!
Brohann Sebastian Bach by ocomon October 9, 2011

Dirty Sebastian 

Dating multiple girls at the same time
Look at that dirty Sebastian over there! Yeah, what a doughbag!

St. Sebastian's

An all-boys Catholic prep school in Needham, MA. Students are for the most part extremely affluent (tuition is 30 grand a year) and come from the Metro-West area. People try to pass seb's off as a smart-kid school, when really it is just a rich kid school. Some kids are smart, but there are also a lot of meatheads who agreed to repeat a year in school in order to attend. The school has several solid athletic teams which compete in the competitive 16 school ISL conference. The typical seb's student is a clean-cut, preppy, conservative kid who plays sports. Girls tend to say that seb's boys are generally nice, but also extremely arrogant and "girl retarded". Like at most New England prep schools, the climate at St. Sebastian's is intense. Many seb's graduates go on to study at prestigious colleges and universities (many of them Catholic). Smart or dumb, conservative or liberal, athletic or not, all seb's kids think they are the shit...so watch out.
Casey: That boy is so hott let's go talk to him!
Erin: Stay away from him he goes to St. Sebastian's.
Casey: How can you tell?
Erin: He has "I am the greatest thing to walk the Earth" written all over his face.
Casey: Oh. Let's find some Xaverian boys then!
St. Sebastian's by beatbox323 March 14, 2009

Mikkel Sebastian Larsen 

Mikkel Larsen is a guy known for his penis lenght, biggest penis in the dk

Omega dilf sebastian Klein

Sebastian Klein is the ultimate omega dilf, and you should pray to him every morning yessir shawty

If he ever asks you if you want to guess a poo with him you should say yes that it is an absolut honour.
“Who made that one song about guessing a poo?”
“That was Omega dilf sebastian klein of course”

Justin Sebastian 

You are walking on the street and you look up...is it a bird, is it a plane, it is Justin Sebastian!!!