Stoner love

Being in love and also the couple makes love with blunts before or after intercorse

Theres the stoner love kicks n it with da blunt, bein too happy and shit.

by 3060819ach October 19, 2010

The Sooner Nation

1. Oklahoma
2. Premature Ejaculation or Ejaculators (a.k.a. male Oklahomans)

The Sooner Nation is full of nothing but Premature Ejaculation!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2009

stoner

A noun which refers to someone who smokes marijuana habitually, compulsively, or recreationally. The nature of the stoner is that he or she may attend to any task or responsibility as though they weren't under the influence of any foreign substance, ie. driving, voting, taking a test, watching somebody's boat until they return, etc.

Stoners may be seen enjoying all the activities of non-stoners, but sincerely believing that they are enjoying the activities to a much greater extent. The reality of this can't be verified, since it is subjective, but the individual may display childlike enjoyment and unusual zeal, which is an indication of heightened pleasure.

Man 1: Wow, you really seemed to enjoy playing laser tag, much more so than any of the other adults, you seemed like a child out there.

Man 2: Oh man, that was soooo fun, I felt like I was in a gun battle in space!!! It was totally worth the price!!

Man 1: What's that strange odor?

by giggles78 March 21, 2010

Stoner Skip Day

That one day a week that a stoner skips either school, work, or some activity to smoke and participate in stoner activities.

-"Where's Jack?"

-"Monday is Stoner Skip Day this week..."

by Bud bizzle January 7, 2011

Dirty Stoner

The act of ejaculating on the rim of a bong and having a female proceed to take a rip.

Wow! I never expected that dirty stoner to get me so high!

by dshox October 3, 2011

Stoner Twitch

When you're high and you feel like you're moving in short jerking motions but thinking you aren't because, well.. You're high. But in reality you really are moving like that.

Brad: Whoa brah, look at Joe over there!
Jake: Yeah man, stoner twitch.. He's baked

by CaitlinHigherThanTheeSky June 12, 2011

Stoner's Delight

Any sort of food created from ingredients that people not under the influence would never consider a good idea.

Joe: I just made a pie with mac & cheese, pasta, and taco meat as the filling. It's a real stoner's delight.

Timothy: All they had there was Hamburger Pizza. It was too much of a stoner's delight for me.

by James'taint June 15, 2011