Science

When stupidity and incompetence merge.

Trump and congress uses science to make most their decisions.

by Leaniscodeine July 11, 2020

mom-science

A mom when they explain or lecture the most unrealistic reasons with no proven evidence that they’ve heard from myths that were debunked a while ago, or heard from other moms who are also clueless. (Especially on social media, primarily on Facebook or Instagram)

Mom: That damn phone is why you’re being crazy right now!
Son: (Oh my god, not the damn mom-science again.)

by sometypeofbranch May 12, 2023

Rocket science

Quintessential observation of a difficult job

Gavin delander- for fucks sake it’s not rocket science

by Hardyakka August 15, 2018

geo science

that fucking dumb class everyone has a 54% in and you all don’t really care

your stupid if you like geo science

by manginassss October 30, 2019

Any sciences

What's the science

Hey am bored any sciences

by June Jean April 2, 2022

For Science

When you see someone that you know you either don’t have a chance with or simply wouldn’t usually go for, but the opportunity shows, you wouldn’t turn it down out of simple curiosity. The idea comes from the way a hypothetical statement is set up. IF I had sex with this person, THEN I would know what it’s like with that person specifically.

“Well I just feel like he would be good in bed, I totally would, for science”

by V_Bunny March 22, 2025

as a science student

When your dad is raging because you can't fix something yet you are studying science at university. Can also be said as "as a shtienshe shtudent"

Beta, as a science student, you should know: Insert text here

by Figusmethat April 12, 2023