Salty Dick

The act of masturbating with salty hand lube when one gets clammy or sweaty hands. Once hands are sloppy, most and warm its best to perform a salty dick.

Guy 1: "My hands are extremely sweaty"
Guy 2: "Slip n' Slide them on your dick bro, do the salty dick"

by RaiseOner May 16, 2014

Salty sledgehammer

smashing your child's head onto a kurb with a sledgehammer whilst singing kumbaya.

Wow that was good salty sledgehammer

by RUSSIA BRUSHING NIGMA February 11, 2020

Salty corkscrew

1) The act of pouring salt onto one's penis before penetrating someone anally and twisting them around, using the inserted penis (the "salty corkscrew") as a pivot.

2) One who engages the act of giving another a salty corkscrew.

I gave her a salty corkscrew the other day. It wasn't half bad.

by Montgomery Ashburner June 23, 2009

salty

Bitter and angry

McCall was salty af about Colin stealing her precious word

by whatabunchofmalarky November 14, 2015

Salty Sundae

A sexual act in which a girl cups her hands as a receptacle for her male partner's ejaculate, to then be covered in "poo" syrup. Once this mixture has been added to the bowl (hands), he places his nuts on top. Finally, the straw is added, and the mixture consumed.

Did you hear about that salty sundae that lance gave sora in the ihop bathroom?

by Jenn Davis March 22, 2008

salty pancake

Its were you cum on a girls stomach and rub it in with your butt cheeks

i gave her a salty pancake

by derek parsons February 19, 2008

salty grandma

The act of running up to a male and raping him for 2-3 seconds, donkey punching him, then running off in the darkness giggling.

I just gave your ex a Salty Grandma last night.

by AwesoCast November 24, 2007