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Runner

(NOUN)
A stock or security that goes up. These can be very rewarding. These are the ones you forgot you own and leave you up 360%. The ones that make a grown man cry. The ones that make you want to fly. This kind of gain can solve all your problems in life. Enough to make any grown man living in his mom's basement cry a river. LAMBO SOON. HOLD THE LINE. HOO HOO HOO

(this is not a source a financial advice either. Stop taking advice from urban dictionary dammit)
"Yo bro, I bought call options on this runner Gamestop yesterday and its up 4000%, Should I sell?"
2 weeks later:
"Bro this caviar is sick, come visit me and my wives on my sky yacht in Monaco! Only 3 weeks trading and I'm already a pro!"
-Wojak
by stocktalk101 May 10, 2022
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Runner

A fucking pussy who tries not to get their ass beaten by some guy with op stats. This person is also most likely a troller who hits people and when they get chased, they become sonic.
"You see that guy over there? That's a runner AKA a pussy."
by User Found June 2, 2022
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A runner is a smexy person and if they are a girl then they are most likely to date/marry someone named Graham, Gabe/Gabriel. Anyone wants a runners because they can be beat in races and get to go on runs with them. Runners have tiny tatas but thats ok because they have muscle b00ties.
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Runners Cock

When you get back from a run and find your cock has shrivelled up inside you like a startled snail.
I got back from a run this morning do discover my cock had shrunk, it was just a bellend. I had bad case of Runners Cock.
by Teddy Winklebottom June 15, 2022
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Runners

A pair of runners is a pair of tennis shoes (or running shoes). This term is mostly used when referring to shoes that you use to run from the authorities or simply to run from trouble.
You know I keep my runners, bitches always on my feet.”

“I got my runners on in case shit goes sideways.”
by MistaHeadKrakkaFrm7Block July 14, 2022
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Runners

He's just so good at everything he does, he's a Runners
by Super Word Man July 20, 2022
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Reiners

A God-king.
He is a Reiners at cyber security.
by reservedcranberry November 4, 2022
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