Ronan

Fish looking boy, usually doesn't have friends

groos, its ronan

by paihehagan January 27, 2017

Ronan

Commonly known as the accuser type. He spends his nights in the forest, and his days by the sea. Scouting for prey, the “accuser,” pounces on any and all opportunities to accuse.

Watch out honey, there’s a snake by your foot!
Ah! Baby that’s not a snake! Thats Ronan!

by Typeytypetypeilovetotype August 10, 2018

The Ronald ray-gun

A sexual act in which one man takes an energy ray gun and shoots it up another mans tight harry asshole. This will produce an amazing orgasm causing the man to bust a load, but will also kill him in the process.

Elton john accidentally killed his boyfriend when he performed The Ronald ray-gun.

by bigdong30 April 6, 2009

Curse of Ronan Tynan

The Curse of Ronan Tynan refers to the coincidence that the the New York Yankees have not won the World Series since they began regularly hiring Tynan to perform God Bless America after the terrorist attacks of 9/11. Legend has it that the Curse curses the team for bringing religion into baseball and exploiting the nation's tragedy to promote the baseball team. Apparently, the Yankees organization has been punished by supernatural forces that have prevented a World Series Championship to return to New York until the organization separates, again, religion from baseball, terrorist attacks from a sporting franchise. Since the Curse of the Bambino fell in 2004, this curse is the most widely accepted baseball curse outside the Curse of the Billy Goat which supposedly curses the Chicago Cubs.

a-rod sucks! he's only contributing to the Curse of Ronan Tynan.

by Viktor II October 24, 2007

ronaldiho

1)If God played soccer, it would be him.
2)The human incarnation of Jar Jar Binks.

Ronaldiho is going to win the champions league and the world cup because he is a badass motherfucker, but damn he is fugly.

by Helmuth von Moltke May 17, 2006

Ronan

Disrespectful little cunt

Have you heard of that kid that tries way to hard at spikeball? Yeah, that’s Ronan

by FSJ not LJ or BJ September 23, 2018

Ronaldinho

A ronaldo chopping genius who thinks he makes big bucks but really only has big teeth and a small dick so he can chew with his big teeth Ronaldinho in general is a guy that will jump from one woman to the next in a flash this is because he thinks he’s hard and has a small dick

Dam Ronaldinho is gay

by Saminman October 21, 2018