Race Card

Something white people made up so that when they say something that is racially offensive they can turn it around on you and make it seem like you're being over sensitive.

Kevin(Asian): Well, I have to go guys.
Jake(white): Go where? To to eat some sushi and noodles?
Kevin: Ouch, that was kind of racist.
Jake: Oh, shut up and stop trying to play the race card.
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Cassie(black): Hey Becky, I'm having a cookout this weekend. You should come.
Becky(white): What's on the menu?
Cassie: you know just regular cookout food.
Becky: Well, I'm allergic to watermelon so no thanks.
Cassie: What would make you think I would be having watermelon? Because I'm black?
Becky: Here we go with the race card again.

by xTheBestx March 13, 2011

race

strange person. always pulling out his gat. loves metal music. extremely awesome. the bad form of weird until you get to know him. then he is the awesome form of weird. is actually black even though he looks white. loves to talk about your mom. hates white people. first two words he says to you are, 'sup cracka?' does drugs.

hey strange man i have never met before.
sup cracka?
ah. you must be race.

by applesoft April 28, 2011

Wisconsin Horse Race

The act of taking tubing and placing it in both partners rectums and having both shit at the same time. The objective of the game is to get your poop into the other person's butthole first.

"Did you guys try out the Cleveland Steamer?"
"Nah, we went for the Wisconsin Horse Race... whoever gets their crap inside the other person first gets to be on top"

by Meatball Meatball Meatball Spaghetti Woo November 18, 2006

Race card

Something a liberal pulls out when they are losing an argument, even though the "aggressor" isn't racist. The ironic part is that Democrats opposed giving blacks freedom yet are constantly calling Republicans racist.

Georgie Porgie Busshh: This African-American man tried to mug me yesterday. I ran away as I had no weapons on me.
Bal Barpton: RACIST! HE SAID BLACK!

Later...on 123 News
Anchorman: Looks like Bal Barpton has pulled the race card again.

by yoloswagmlg December 1, 2014

submarine races

A phrase that describes a couple or couples making out in a car when one or both are out of site below the line of the car windows. The phrase relates to one or both participants 'diving' out of sight. It also relates to the phrase muff diving and going down when the man has his face buried in a woman's pussy in the same way a submarine captain pulls the periscope to him and wraps his arms around it.

"Are you taking Joan to the submarine races this weekend?"

"Hell Yeah. That girl loves to 69."

by arktravelr May 3, 2009

Racest

to be of the highest level of racism

While Carlos' punchline was fairly racist, Andy's was racest.

by Thane of Cawdor November 22, 2011

rat race

The funniest movie ever, including many people attempting to get two million dollars from Silver City, all for the entertainment for a few rich assholes. I recommend it to anyone.

Damn, rat race is awesome.

by Leeeeeeeeeroy Jenkins. July 21, 2005