One who updates one's status on Facebook, Twitter, or another social site, when in the midst of an extreme mood shift. (Most items posted in this way will be deleted a few minutes later, when the original poster is calm again)
Dave: Did you read Jill's status update? She sounds upset.
Joe: Nah, she's just having another mood swing. She's such a roller-poster.
Joe: Nah, she's just having another mood swing. She's such a roller-poster.
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Stan: Carl you are late for work again. This cannot continue. I have a business to run. Why are you constantly late every morning the past two weeks?
Carl: I am sorry Stan. I am out of routine. My old lady keeps doing the Breakfast Roll every morning. Bitch is horned up something fierce. I will stop her next time.
Stan: Hell no Carl. Let the bitch ride it. I will just change your start time!
Carl: I am sorry Stan. I am out of routine. My old lady keeps doing the Breakfast Roll every morning. Bitch is horned up something fierce. I will stop her next time.
Stan: Hell no Carl. Let the bitch ride it. I will just change your start time!
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