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Puppy Style

Puppy Style is how midgets perform the doggy style sex position
"Hey man what happened with you and Lisa last night?"
"We went puppy style for hours until her knees got too sore"
by Sha-NAH-nah-nah September 22, 2011
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penis puppetry

The ancient art of minipulating the male genitals to represent objects.
I asked him the time and he showed me his "wristwatch." (the wraping of the penis around the wrist to resemble a wrist watch is an examlpe of penis puppetry)
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Cute Puppy Syndrome

1. When you see a puppy that is really cute that you want to squeeze the life right out of it.

2. Not being able to control yourself around a cute puppy.

Related to Cute Baby Syndrome
1. Person: (petting a cute puppy a little too vigorously and hugging it)
Puppy's Owner: Okayyy, get away from my dog, weirdo.

2. Person 1: Such a cute puppy! (playing with puppy while making several inappropriate sounds. Dog may be licking face or trying to run away)
Person 2: I think you have Cute Puppy Syndrome
by sbear October 21, 2010
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blush puppies

While your girlfriend is menstruating, shove large amounts of flour and/or corn starch into her lady parts. With the resulting batter create small clumps and fry in oil. These fried balls are called blush puppies.
"I was on my period last night, so Jimmy fucked me in the ass and we made BLUSH PUPPIES after!"
by Brine Meech March 12, 2010
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Dick Puppet

You do someone else's bidding, and pretend it's your own wishes, because the anonymous person may reward you.
Glenn Beck is really just a dick puppet for the Koch brothers.
by BridgetObama December 4, 2010
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ass puppet

one who acts, or is forced to act, as a tool to do an ass clown's bidding
Jason finally tired of being Matthew's ass puppet.
by Jackscolon September 16, 2003
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Puppy Ass Gas Pass

The act of farting in your dog's mouth, then immediately sending it to lick your friend's face.
Timmy was sleeping, so I woke him up with a Puppy Ass Gas Pass!!
by RichieP November 8, 2008
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