pumpkin

jacking your self off while on the toilet

dude i gave myself a pumpkin the other day

by YOUR MOTHER 12335435 November 2, 2010

Pumpkin Empire

The Pumpkin Empire is a special type of political party of the government where the higher ups inside of the pumpkin civilization rule over the lower ranked pumpkin servants. It is possible to rank higher up in the pumpkin empire and become a higher up if you are actively a good pumpkin and are loyal to the creator.

Person 1: "Yo bro how's it going in the Pumpkin Empire?" Person 2: "Great bro! I finally got promoted to Pumpkin Soldier!"

by Official Average Human May 25, 2025

Pumpkin Patina Palpatine

Trump

T-Bone: You hear the latest?

Me: About what?

T-Bone: Pumpkin Patina Palpatine is gonna make it legal to grab em by the ….!!!

by TheCav February 16, 2025

Pumpkin Hill

A level from the Hero Story Sonic Adventure 2, where Knuckles is the playable character. Sky Rail resembles it in the Dark Story where you play as Shadow

Shadow the Hedgehog: I'm in the middle of nowhere again. I can't find my key- Hey, you know what this place looks like? … Looks like PUMPKIN HILL!

by Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik August 21, 2024

pumpkin vine

to stick a soft penis in a vagina.

I'm so drunk I can't get it up can I pumpkin vine it.

by jamesxjawbreaker April 17, 2008

Pumpkin Cheese

Usually during Halloween, when you wear a clown costume and surprise your pumpkin chai latte ugg wearing girlfriend from behind with the penis drawn, she splashes his dick. The boiling pussy remains are otherwise known as pumpkin cheese.

Me: Doctor, what happened?
Doctor: Son, you have the worst case of pumpkin cheese I’vve ever seen.

by SaneClownPussie August 1, 2022

Pumpkin parkouring

Using the irregular and random placement generation of pumpkins on the surface to complete slightly difficult jumps in an attempt to make them fall and waste time jumping back on top of the pumpkin

He’s pumpkin parkouring

by Minecraft addict July 19, 2023