prison calling

When you call someone that is only a room away from you, kind of like a glass paine between a prisoner and a visitor.

You are so lazy, quit prison calling me!

by Eminem DA rapper September 29, 2018

Prison

What prison did I go to? Oh, I don't know, what do they call the place they send you when you don't get caught committing crimes because you're not a fucking retard? Not that I commit crimes. I don't even speed.

Hym "I don't know. You tell me prison expert? What's the name of that prison? Where they send the people they haven't caught committing any crimes? What do they call it? 'Not a second-class citizen penitentiary?' Is that it? Hey, which prison did we go to?"

Iam "Ummmm... We didn't."

Hym "Oh! Right! I guess the prison expert wouldn't know the name of it then."

by Hym Iam October 2, 2023

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 14, 2025

prison corndog

When you go to jail and engage in anal sex. And your partner shits on your dick, but had corn and nuts the night before.

"You new here? How about you ask your cell mate if you can try the prison corndogs."

by Down and Dirty and Flirty October 13, 2023

Prison Golf

When you hit your golf ball closer to the pin than the previous guy. You are getting inside of the closest shot. For instance during a scramble, If Eric hits a shot close to the pin, the team want Josh to get inside of him.

Way to get inside of Eric, serious prison golf shot right there.

by Bruno Von Schnoz September 28, 2021

Female Prisoners

Are getting raped... But so are male prisoners... So... There's some equality for you bitch. The men also can't escape their circumstances. Enjoy.

Hym "There it is! I've been waiting for the 'female prisoners are getting raped rhetoric.' MALE prisoners are getting raped. Oh, wait! I forgot! Things are only wrong when they happen to women. I forgot men (Who women don't fuck especially) are completely disposable. Enjoy equality bitch. And getting mocked. And losing to the worst 'men'. And piss on the toilet seat. Hahahahaha!'

by Hym Iam May 2, 2023

Prison gay

Gay for the stay at a prison during incarceration.

Hey man, I'm only gay for the stay, when I get out I won't be gay no more.

Ex con; hey man remember me?
Other ex con; hey I already told you I'm only prison gay.
Ex con; so you don't want me to suck your dick?
Other ex-con;🤔😏 ok dude but don't tell anybody.
Everybody looks the same doggystyle
Woman; it smells like shit out here
Man;yea it does
Woman;are you getting a boner?!
Man; what can I say, shit smell make my dick swell

by luscious blue eyes January 16, 2025