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stoned penguin

1.a large person with a chiped front tooth that looks relitively like penguin from batman and is currently stoned

2.a fat kid who oftin spends his time waddling through the getto wile stoned
mark:I know why they call him penguin.
me:why?
mark:because his house is so cold.
me:are you stupid?
me:its because when he was fat he looked like penguin from batman
mark:and when hes stoned...
azn sarah:thats why they call him stoned penguin
by immastoned December 28, 2007
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Retarded penguin

Simply, a retarded penguin. Its that simple. Also a great goofy insult for those who annoy you. Wanna know the secret to becoming a retarded penguin? Well...too bad ya prick!
Dude, i really wanted to know how to become a retarded penguin. Who ever wrote this is a total prick.
by KING/OF/ALL/RETARDED/PENGUINS December 21, 2010
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Flipping a penguin

When a person displays their thong (see whale tail) and the tag is sticking straight up, looking like a penguin standing on the whale's tail
Guy1: So you saw her thong?
Guy2: Yeah, not only was she showing whale tail, but she was also flipping a penguin.
by CoogJ July 15, 2009
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penguin

slang. used to describe someone who is of mixed race, specifically black and white.
-after seeing a white girl w/ an afro-
WTF is that? Got be a penguin yo.
by TAPPER January 16, 2005
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penguin

A girl or in plural a group of girls with No Job and No Money who go from guy to guy to guy --whoever has the most Tweek at the time-- and gives up tha 'fur' along with any Secratorial or Janitoral services that need to be met.
Man, while we've been UP for 5-days straight Tweek'n & mixin' records our pad got trashed and we had no time for sex, Lets call up some Penguins and hit 'em all night -wake up 3 days later and everything will be clean and tight.
by Fiction February 12, 2005
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Penguin

an unmarried dead-beat mom who leaves her kids with the dad so she can go take care of herself. Meanwhile she is tramping around and neglecting her children and has left them and their father for dead. Origin derived from the trait the female emporor penguin who abandons the father with the infant penguin for him to care for. That symilar to deadbeat mom, whore, abandoner, neglectful- woman, selfish, skanky, black widow, pigeon
That penguin took off and left me with the kids and now she has a new car and a new apartment with my money. She is a dirty bird!
by go.green7 December 1, 2009
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My Penguin

A select few of your closet girls that are your best friends aka my penguins.
Do you know Andrea and Kirsty?
They are My Penguins!!
by nonny1506 August 7, 2011
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