kentucky fried potato

Kentucky fried potato: Average roblox enjoyer. People like this will declare bankruptcy to get their grubby hands on more robux.

Kentucky fried potato
Why did my credit card default? Kentucky spent all my money on the new roblox game Criminality!!!!

by bestrustkiller2020 December 1, 2021

i too, enjoy munching on potatoes

A phrase used to say to another person in a polite manner, "Go screw off."

Tom: Hey Bob, did you see that new V2?
Bob: i too, enjoy munching on potatoes

by Annnnnnoooonnnyyyyymooouuuuuss May 8, 2018

potato chip player

Basically, the backseat driver of video gaming. It is the annoying guy that sits next to you on the couch munching potato chips while incoherently jabbering about what you "should" be doing and playing grabsies with your controller.

he doesn't ever share the chips either.

"move left" ...munch much... "you know...you go in that door...you get a free life dude" ...munch munch...

"you're such a potato chip player!"

by wateriestfire September 1, 2007

Potato Chip Taco

The best chips in the bag. Due to something in the manufacturing process of potato chips, some of the crisps come out folded over like a taco.

Occurs with all flavors and types of chips including: tortilla, ruffled, dorito, etc.

"Dude, when me and Geraldo went to Chili's restaurant yesterday, we totally fought over the last potato chip taco"

by NotAPaperGirl March 10, 2009

potatochest

the feeling you get when you eat potato and it gets stuck in your throat/chest and you can't breathe properly

*person swallows large piece of potato* 'this piece of potato is stuck in my chest i'm having difficulty breathing!!' 'you've got potatochest!!!'

by charl0ttefelton February 2, 2013

Potato

po·ta·to
/pəˈtādō/
noun
noun: potato; plural noun: potatoes

1. A boring person. Someone who rides your coattails in an attempt to seem attractive. Typically seen taking gym selfies and bathroom pics.

2. Probably also goes by the first name ‘Todd’.

3. A definite 'swipe left' on Tinder.

Key word: boring, lame, selfie, gym, fail, douche, derp, todd, tinder, dating, relationships, texting, bad, conversation.

He brought nothing to the conversation; I was all the fixings, he was just a potato.

by saxonbojaxon September 15, 2016

potato baby

A cute and gorgeous girl of Irish descent. A combination of the Irish stereotype about potatoes and her being your babe/baby.

I love Emma so much! She's my potato baby!

by a potato farmer March 14, 2017