Fraud poo

When you lie about needing a poo as an excuse to leave the room and stop talking to an annoying friend.

Jeez, Jimmy was being such a tool the other day that I left him to go for a fraud poo.

by Peggyatthestar February 15, 2015

binchy poo

a derivation of sweetie poo, which is a derivation of sweetie pie. calling someone a binchy poo is not an insult but rather a thing out of fondness.

me: siena is the binchiest poo i know.
siena: no, you're a binchy poo.

by tuckalow November 11, 2018

poo snooze

Taking a nap in the work bathroom while sitting on the toilet.

I was so exhausted that I had to take a twenty minute poo snooze.

by Allonsy_away March 13, 2016

Poo Spray

Expulsion of a damp, almost liquidious fart that can cause you to believe your crack is sweating.

Joe: Chloe would be hot if it wasn't for the constant patch of crack sweat
Rob: A patch that size? No way man, she's gotta be lettin' off poo spray!

by Herb-A-Lerb November 14, 2009

Eggy Poo

1. Fecal matter that resembles the shape of an egg.
2. Fecal matter that smells of egg.
3. A person with blonde hair who is INCREDIBLY stupid (Explanation: Blonde hair resembles the colour of egg yolk)

Wow you should have seen my eggy poo this morning!

Don't make egg mayonnaise, it reminds me of that eggy poo you did the other day.

Person: Where's the Berlin wall?
Other person with blonde hair: Erm... Londom?
Person: Wow, you're a bit of an eggy poo aren't you.

by bazgil123 February 3, 2009

poo happy

That feeling of elation you get when you finally take a dump. Feeling of elation lasts anything up to an hour afterwards.

John: "I was stuck in that meeting for an hour and finally got to use the bathroom. I feel so poo happy now."

by shakytrousers December 18, 2011

Poo Penis

When you take a dump and poop out a rock hard turd which makes you feel like you've been bummed.

Dave: "I just took a shit and feel like I was raped by a poo penis"
Steve: "Did it flush?"

by playslikebuttah July 24, 2018