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Poon plug

A rather vulgar term referring to a tampon.
Girl: I'm on my period, babe.

Guy: alright, I'll head to CVS and get you some poon plugs.
by Hostile muffin August 30, 2013
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poon phone

A phone purchased and used solely for the purpose of setting up dates with call girls or escorts;
usually a pre paid, disposable phone your significant other does not have access to.
"I was out of minutes on my poon phone, so I had to use my family plan cell & my wife caught me calling an escort service."
"He uses his poon phone to call escorts when he's out of town on business."
"Smart john's always have a poon phone so their wife doesn't catch 'em calling ho's."
by BBS2 September 23, 2013
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Poon shredder

A simply magnificent man who destroys the pussy and is looked up to by everyone
"Jimmy is a real poon shredder, bro"
by Aman13 December 9, 2013
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poon god

Someone who poons all the pu$$y. They get all the girls any age because they are a POON GOD
Yo I got alexa last night, call me richard rabbit the poon god.
by DiK bih fuh October 4, 2017
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Poon Spoon

I was hanging out with Kim last night, she finally let me dip the Poon Spoon in!
by Boo Koo Dinero June 2, 2018
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poon loon

A woman so crazy that her poon is nuts too!
Jeff: Hey did you hit that last night???

Chris: Hell no man that bitch was a POON LOON!!!
by redrocket26 February 27, 2009
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Poon job

The reverse of a rusty trombone, where a female sucks a males penis while reaching around and sticking a finger in the males butthole.
Dude, my girlfriend gave me a really nice poon job last night. It really made me feel special
by JasontheBean May 19, 2014
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