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poo eyes

a loyal fan of the legend xxxtentacion
they are big fans of the song SAD!
"yo that guy over there has big ass poo eyes"
by rejat April 9, 2019
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Successful Poo

The act of going to the toilet and only having to wipe once, the pinnacle of restroom efficiency.

A term originally coined by Siddhārtha Gautama himself (Buddha)
Buddha - "A successful poo, requires but one section of toilet paper"

or

David Attenborough - "now look closely, as this man's faeces achieves the ultimate exits the rectum with minimal collateral damage"
by NOOTNOOOT July 3, 2011
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Fraud poo

When you lie about needing a poo as an excuse to leave the room and stop talking to an annoying friend.
Jeez, Jimmy was being such a tool the other day that I left him to go for a fraud poo.
by Peggyatthestar February 15, 2015
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Poo Kiss

Otherwise known as skid marks, Poo Kisses occur when wiping was not done thoroughly enough. Often seen on white fabrics such as bedsheets, towels, or underwear, Poo Kisses are poop stains that are imprinted by one's butthole, resembling actually kiss marks.
My mom told me to buy black underwear because these white ones always show my poo kisses.
by Draghi1000 March 8, 2011
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Coffee Poo

The strange phenomenon of needing a poo straight after drinking a coffee.
9am

Dude 1: Ahh one minute bro just need to go take my coffee poo.
Dude 2: No worries man see you in a bit

11am

Dude 1: Sorry bro just need to go take a coffee poo
Dude 2: Didnt you have one earlier?!?

Dude 1: Yeah but I just drank another coffee.
by Everton dude January 3, 2020
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poo lasso

When you do a sneaky fart, then walk around an unsuspecting victim, ensuring there is a 'lasso' of the stench of your poo around them. There is no escape from the smell
"I quickly and like a stealth ninja farter, surrounded him with my poo lasso"
by Mc Buzzell May 3, 2016
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poo snooze

Taking a nap in the work bathroom while sitting on the toilet.
I was so exhausted that I had to take a twenty minute poo snooze.
by Allonsy_away March 13, 2016
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