by rejat April 9, 2019

The act of going to the toilet and only having to wipe once, the pinnacle of restroom efficiency.
A term originally coined by Siddhārtha Gautama himself (Buddha)
A term originally coined by Siddhārtha Gautama himself (Buddha)
Buddha - "A successful poo, requires but one section of toilet paper"
or
David Attenborough - "now look closely, as this man's faeces achieves the ultimate exits the rectum with minimal collateral damage"
or
David Attenborough - "now look closely, as this man's faeces achieves the ultimate exits the rectum with minimal collateral damage"
by NOOTNOOOT July 3, 2011

When you lie about needing a poo as an excuse to leave the room and stop talking to an annoying friend.
by Peggyatthestar February 15, 2015

Otherwise known as skid marks, Poo Kisses occur when wiping was not done thoroughly enough. Often seen on white fabrics such as bedsheets, towels, or underwear, Poo Kisses are poop stains that are imprinted by one's butthole, resembling actually kiss marks.
by Draghi1000 March 8, 2011

9am
Dude 1: Ahh one minute bro just need to go take my coffee poo.
Dude 2: No worries man see you in a bit
11am
Dude 1: Sorry bro just need to go take a coffee poo
Dude 2: Didnt you have one earlier?!?
Dude 1: Yeah but I just drank another coffee.
Dude 1: Ahh one minute bro just need to go take my coffee poo.
Dude 2: No worries man see you in a bit
11am
Dude 1: Sorry bro just need to go take a coffee poo
Dude 2: Didnt you have one earlier?!?
Dude 1: Yeah but I just drank another coffee.
by Everton dude January 3, 2020

When you do a sneaky fart, then walk around an unsuspecting victim, ensuring there is a 'lasso' of the stench of your poo around them. There is no escape from the smell
by Mc Buzzell May 3, 2016

by Allonsy_away March 13, 2016
