stool pigeon

One who sits and waits for things to get better but does nothing to help himself.

The stool pigeon's laziness waits for things to happen.

by LIZA with a Z January 05, 2021

Stool pigeon

Stool pigeon is a person that sits around all day and does nothing.

Mei: What does Jim do for work? All I ever see him do is sit on the porch all day reading the newspaper.

Nads: Who knows? I think he's just a stool pigeon.

by Box Worm November 25, 2019

pigeon wash

Getting a wash at the sink in the toilet.

I'm going to get a pigeon wash at the sink.

by Jellybeanpoo69 October 03, 2017

Pigeonning

a common past time kinda just vibing but...pigeon

"hey exams are over, I'll probably be pigeonning for the next few days, you?"
"squek"

by pigeonsaresocool August 26, 2021

Beach Pigeon

A seagull, but for dumb people.

"Hey look, it's a beach Pigeon!"
"A what? Do you mean a seagull?"
"Ohhhhh, yeah I do hahaha"

by Dangly dongolies April 27, 2020

call in the pigeons

to order cocaine, to call in a bag

now i've had a pint i need to call in the pigeons

by Poohtash July 24, 2019

Pigeon Goggling

When humans scream and oddly flap their arms to get rid of feathered pests such as pigeons.

I wish people would stop pigeon goggling it's disturbing my teatime.

by Doctortheoliusmacdonaldo December 17, 2014