Butt Pickle

A game usually enjoyed by extremely perverted college kids, in which a lubricated pickle is inserted into the player's butt-hole and they are told to race down a football field without dropping the pickle. If the slippery pickle happens to fall out of the player's butt-hole, the player has to take a bite of it as punishment for dropping the pickle.

Guy 1: Hey man! you up for a game of butt pickle?

Guy 2: Naw bro... i hate pickles, it's all about ass-cucumber.
Guy 1: Go Screw a Pineapple!!!
Guy 2: Already did ...it was delicious.

by NorCalRebel April 8, 2015

chubby pickle

A fat cock. One with way more girth than length.

Thom dropped his pants and it wasn't that long, but a helluva chubby pickle.

by Lifeykins September 22, 2008

pickle nasty

pickle residue lingering on a plate that inevitably infiltrates any food it comes near

Why do my fries taste like pickles??? Pickle nasty.

by mjrox January 31, 2008

paint the pickle

For a male to have a female or another male lick his penis up and down as if he or she were painting something really long with their tongue.

Tom asked Fred to paint the pickle last night in bed.

by sunshineyy June 30, 2008

find the pickle

a game that we play in joes back bedroom in the bed

me and my budies wer plaing find the pickle last night

by jo102 May 10, 2006

Pickle Ball

The greatest game of all time. Played typically in gym class. Oversized table tennis or miniture tennis, played with a wooden padle and wiffle balls. Those who are skilled in Pickle Ball are considered the shit.

I totally just kicked ass in Pickle Ball today.

by BFrizzle April 1, 2009

pickle boat

1. historically, a fishing boat that would fish for pickled herring would come in to dock last. so "coming in off the pickle boat" or "falling off the pickle boat" would mean that you're the last to find something out, and would like an ass for saying it.

2. alternate definition: a cock that's bent in a downward angle when hard.

1.
Q: "Did you know that OJ killed Nicole?"
A: "Dude, I didn't just fall off the pickle boat you know."

2. (alt)
Q: "Yo Keith, why your ass bleedin' so bad?"
A: "Huh? Wha? Yeesh, I just fell off the pickle boat!"

by DYow May 29, 2008