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Phil swift

At one point, I honestly thought he was Taylor swift's brother.

Um.. Chile anyway-

He sells flex tape
Phil swift is here for flex tape.
by Reincarnated tanuki September 22, 2020
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Phil

Kinda like a Kyle, it stems from a Phil that decided to bully a teen posting his senior pics... First Phil called him gay, then PM'd him, screenshots of that were shared everywhere, Phil lost his job, perhaps his fiancee, and certainly the respect of everyone
Calling a kids senior pics gay is such a Phil thing to do, May the internet deliver karma swiftly!
by Y2D September 29, 2020
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Dr Phil

They call me daddy Phil not Dr Phil
Person 1 “Omg is that Dr Phil”

Person 2 “Are u dumb that’s daddy Phil”

Person 3 “I think its Dr Phil but stick with daddy Phil”
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Phils

Just went to the Phils for vacation. The beaches over there are amazing!
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Phil

Phil is the type of guy to want to fight you and get knocked out . Is pretty big and usually in there mid to late 20s . Phil never hits legs and wears girl clothes to show off his muscles . Don’t be like Phil
Who’s the at feminine man over there , oh don’t worry that’s just Phil.
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Phil

This cracker is always there for you. He can’t pull a girl for shit but is always willing to party hard. Is known to retreat to the shade in wild situations but can usually muster the balls to remain social even when he doesn’t feel like it. Women may question his sexuality, but his homies all know he can spot a women from a mile away if he has his prescription glasses on.
That slow children sign is because of Phil but don’t worry, he’s shirtless so you can see him from outer space.
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Phil Swift

A god to all human beings. Creator of flex tape family of products
Shall you disrespect Phil
you shall get sawed in half like the boat that Phil brutally murdered
And any opponents to Phil will get severe brain damage and possession into loving Phil
Phil swift is a god
Phil swift is superior
Phil is better then you
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