When you almost throw up but instead just Phil your mouth coupled with our without swallowing it a second time
That funnel cake made me up-phil.
by anonymous July 11, 2025
Get the Up-phil mug.A young teen equipped with a preposterous moustache, travels in a brown shitty station wagon and picks up little girls. These sickening 'scouts' can also travel on foot and are usually disguised by the name Trent
Trent loves to fondle with young girls therefore he is a Phil George Scout, Trent is the definition of Sikkkkko
by Trent the sikkkkkko October 25, 2012
Get the Phil George Scout mug.Instead... Lock them up at the Dr. Phil rape farm and then your staff can rape the bad behavior out of them. Controlling people's behavior is SUPER important because women are vulnerable to psychogenic epidemics! Like the "hysteria" epidemic! Remember that? Remember how women were just labeled with "hysteria" and you could just lock em up? The was cool and Dr. Phil is totally fine with and has actively done a thing that was directly conceptually adjacent to that.
"Don't reward bad behavior" ~ Dr. Phil
Hym "Yes. Instead... Do whatever it takes to control their behavior upto and including locking them up against their will without them committing a crime and with their parent's consent... And then rape them repeatedly. That's Dr. Phil's solution to bad behavior and I think we should all remember that."
Hym "Yes. Instead... Do whatever it takes to control their behavior upto and including locking them up against their will without them committing a crime and with their parent's consent... And then rape them repeatedly. That's Dr. Phil's solution to bad behavior and I think we should all remember that."
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Get the "Don't reward bad behavior" ~ Dr. Phil mug.A tall douche with black hair and blue eyes who picks on his short and stumpy sister who lives near Schitt's Creek. He prefers Angus, no anus! Both, shall do. Phil, please don't play hide the sausage with the poor animals. You might give them Covid and my children won't be able eat for weeks!
Sister: If you don't shut your trap, I'll climb you like Jack the Beanstalk and hit you like Rick Flair.
Phil: Go ahead, I'd like to see you try it! What the?!
Sister: Woooooooooo!
Moira
Phil: Go ahead, I'd like to see you try it! What the?!
Sister: Woooooooooo!
Moira
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Get the Phil mug.Phillips. What can I say about Phillip's. Well, I'm going to talk about one specific Phillip. The phillip that I know is kind and generous and will go out of his way for anyone. Phillip has this way of making everyone smile the minute he walks into the room, especially me..... Phillip will go out of his way to make sure everyone else around him is happy, even if he himself doesn't feel happy. I wish the world had more people like Phillip. Phillip is one of the most kindest people I've ever met. There's alot more to Phillip than Phillip let's off and I really like that about him. Phillip is really attractive and has such a nice smile, his eyes are nice and his lips look so biteable. ☺️ anytime he looks at me and smiles I can't help but smile and get hot inside....Not to mention his hands, I enjoy watching him do things that make him have to use his hands.. I wish Phillip could know how much i like him.
Phillip. A person who is extremely kind, adventurous and fun to be around. That probably has a nice grip.
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From his imaginary long hair to his amazing ball skills when playing Rocket League.
His rugged Phil Collins looks are there to marvel and His singing voice sets him apart from the competition because it’s fuckin awful!
Phil also is usually the ‘longest’ in the shower.
From his imaginary long hair to his amazing ball skills when playing Rocket League.
His rugged Phil Collins looks are there to marvel and His singing voice sets him apart from the competition because it’s fuckin awful!
Phil also is usually the ‘longest’ in the shower.
The legend that is Phil
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