Pet Rock

A girl who doesn’t show her emotions or is scared to be vulnerable to a boy.

That Sam is such a pet rock, i keep trying but she’s scared to be vulnerble

by The director Dan February 25, 2019

pet the seal

To masturbate. Visualize it and you will get it.

I'm sorry I can't go to your bullshit meeting, but taking the time to pet the seal would be more productive.

by Not Aaron Krause November 1, 2015

Chia Petting

The act of cumming on a bald persons head after the act of sex and sprinkling seeds on the persons head

Just got done chia petting this bald girl, it was quite the rush!

by SassyTerrier February 21, 2021

Pet shark

A small fish or A misheard lyric from hit me with your best shot by Pat benatar

Yesterday I got hit with a pet shark.

by Blueyfan March 3, 2023

pet de shelly

petting the shell of someone’s head

Saleena is pet de shelly

by pet de shelly 101 April 19, 2019

Pet Supplies

Pet Shop

Hi I'm Ryan, welcome to pet supplies.

by J-Dudson July 31, 2019

Petting the kitty

Petting the kitty is a when a woman masterbates.

Husband: what are you doing? Wife: petting the kitty and thinking of you.

by Tallulah baby December 8, 2021