When you have smoked so much marijuana that you are 100% incapacitated and no longer have the ability to get up off your couch. You are couch-parked.
"Yo, can you go get some chips? I've got the munchies"
"Sorry bro... I'm way too stoned. Totally couch-parked."
"Sorry bro... I'm way too stoned. Totally couch-parked."
by Laydel12 November 25, 2011
Get the couch-parkedmug. The act of driving around over and over in the same overfilled parking lot to find a spot. If you find your self getting really pissed off and driving recklessly to beat others to a open spot and/or stalking a person walking to their car to imminently take their spot, then your sharking the parking lot.
sorry im fuckin late, ughh...Sharking for Parking at this university can suck my dick!! I drive a V-Dub where the fuck is my celebrity parking damn-it.
by Lovetrav April 12, 2011
Get the Sharking for Parkingmug. A park in Philadelphia, PA that houses the famous "Love" statue. Known for being an sweet place to skate due to it's awesome curved steps. However, skating in the park is apparently banned. :(
Skater 1: Dude, I'm new to Philly wheres a good place to skate?
Skater 2: Love Park is awesome if you dont get caught their...
Skater 2: Love Park is awesome if you dont get caught their...
by PhillyPhan August 2, 2008
Get the Love Parkmug. When one consumes both a stimulant such as Viagra and a sleeping aid such as Ambien then proceeds to fall asleep while still fully erect inside of a woman.
by Anathemanic January 8, 2012
Get the Parking Jobmug. a suburb which shares the same postcode as bankstown. is known for terrorists and drive bys but is still considered the "good" side of bankstown.
by condell rules April 8, 2009
Get the condell parkmug. Commonly observed anywhere people can park. The car is parked backwards, facing out, as to allow a quick getaway.
by datboiT March 1, 2009
Get the nigger parkmug. by BigBrain23 October 15, 2019
Get the Parks and Recreationmug.