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Parker

Parker fan: Damn, he’s pretty cool...
by ParkerOfficial July 31, 2019
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Parker

A very stupid, racist, homophobe. he calls everyone a monkey and constantly says the n word even though he’s white
B: oh no here comes Parker
J: oh jeez he’s racist
by reeeeeeeeeeeeeboi February 20, 2022
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Parker

A man who tends to have a "horse" related phase, due to his abnormally sized schlong and huge physique, which often leads him to identify as one. A Parker has a heart of gold and isn't afraid to show you his horse mask he keeps in his garage. If you love horses and mahoosive Willie's, this man is perfect for you.
Person 1: Whos that idiot with the horse mask and the huge package?
Person 2: Thats just my mate Parker, I swear thats a snake down there, did you know he loves horses?
by DigBickSteven June 20, 2022
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The Parker Brothers

A band of old hairy men who live in egypt.
Oogashaga.
Oobersnoozle.
And Waldo.

they make up the parker brothers
by LawnMowersAreREAL January 16, 2008
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fudge packer

a person who packs poo and ships it out to to fertilizer companies.
john + stalion shit + tin can + UPS = fudge packer
by acid bob December 22, 2008
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Fudge Packer

Stop being such a fudge packer.
by Recklessniggaa😘💯 January 26, 2015
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lumber packer

A lumber packer is an individual who packs lumber. Packing lumber is one of the final steps in the creation process of a board.

Lumber packers work a difficult job that requires individuals to labor as hard as they can.

In a community, young men who pack lumber are the studs of the area. All of the fathers wish to shake their hands and all of the mothers beg them to marry their daughters. In comparison, young men who work any other job, such as bagging groceries, are considered to be wusses and they are considered to have inferior genes. As a result, the lumber packers steal all of the women and mock the grocery bagger.
"What do you do?"
"I am a lumber packer."
"Here is my daughter. She is yours."
by Мудак February 13, 2017
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