Palo Alto

A town located in northern California about 2 hours away from San Francisco. It is stereotyped as a rich white neighborhood- because Jame Franco and other famous people were born there. Its two high schools are Paly (northern) and Gunn(southern). Do not be fooled by what people say, there are many ratty parts and homeless people wandering University ave. Watch out!

"Hey man nice car where do work?
Palo Alto.
Oh... that explains a lot"

by 2014paly November 25, 2010

Padlocks

a name given to an overweight teen whose parents put a lock on the fridge at night so they wont eat all the food.

Man, i saw padlocks walking to her neighbors to get some milk...her momma musta locked up the fridge again.

by The Shrine May 20, 2008

palo alto

def Da best place ever yo!! it aint like wat everyone thinks it is, cuz even though da playas got money aint mean they're white ass crackas' yo. Palo Alto (or PA how we call it in da hood...) is full of horny bitches and hoes all over da place.. if u move there DO NOT go to Paly high!!! IT SUCKS BALLAS dawgs!! go to GUNN HIGH where all the teachers look like students!!! and u're def gonna get some pussy.

And when u get to Gunn high-Ask for LIGHTNIGHT bitches -he's the No.1 rapper yo P.I.M.P -Respect- WESIDE!!!

Palo alto conversation:
Paly Guy: "hey u wanna come over to my house and do some math problems??"
Gunn dude: "STFU fuckin asian nerd i aint comin to ur place after last night with yo sista!!! nigga WHAT!!! i'ma go pipmin with my homies so u better stop foolin urself and try 2 get some pussy..."

by Or P.I.M.P December 14, 2008

Paloma

noun. a princess pug. like the dog. they usually aspire to be like tinkerbell, Paris Hilton's dog. they wear pearl necklaces and Ohio state jerseys on a daily basis.

paloma, sit (raise four fingers with palm facing you) dog command

by Dance Team December 10, 2007

south palo alto

every other def about PA is how rich everyone is but they have not been to south palo alto. full of cheap ass apartments and hella pit bullz. totally different place, if palo alto has a ghetto, this is it.

1.) "sup where you from?"
2.) "south palo alto."

by asdfhgjkl April 15, 2009

Palo Auschwitz

Another name for the University at the Stanford, California locale. Indoctrinization into the facist nature of higher education abound.

Man, I just got accepted to Stanford, and when I went to visit, it was like Palo Auschwitz instead of Palo Alto.

by Chilidog January 23, 2007

Paloma

An ugly af girl with no friends and a 70 year old virgin that’s lonely and has no friends

Look at Paloma she’s so ugly and stupid

by Smexytortise November 6, 2017