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Pussy Plugs

Plugs: Earrings used on stretched ear lobes.

Pussy Plugs: plugs that are smaller than size 5/8. People who wear these plugs are pussies for not going any bigger. they're whimps.
Dude, you're not badass look at your ears. You're wearing pussy plugs!

Look at Josh's ears! Fuckin pussy plugs!

What a dumb dick. He thinks he's so badass for stretching his ears, but he's wearing pussy plugs!
by pessy plegs January 25, 2010
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Plum

A most peculiar product of the English language; the word 'plum' can be used either on its own or as a prefix.

'Plum' first appeared in the North Coast of Australia, and soon swept the nation as young teens everywhere caught on to the word-craze.

The word has become so popular, youtube videos are springing up in its honour, and already crazed fan-girls have started myspace profiles in recognition of this trend. Or, as members of the plum alliance (the latest fan-girl creation) would say, this plum awesome trend!
Examples include, but are not limited to:

#1- I'm plumed!
#2- This movie is rated PG, for plum great!
#3- Wow! Talk about a plum-time/space continuum rip!
by Guildensternish April 9, 2009
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Nom de Plume

Chewing/gumming/eating of a standard manual writing instrument such as a pen or a pencil.

A pen or pencil that has been chewed/sucked on repeatedly.

Sometimes italicized when written.
Ex 1
P1: Are you going to write for the school journal again this week?

P2: Yeah. Writing under a pseudonym makes me feel like I have the freedom to honestly express myself.

P1: Are you going to use the same nom de plume as last time?

P2: Nah. It doesn't even write anymore. There's as much spit as ink in that thing.

P1: Ugh, that's some epic nomming.

Ex 2
P1: Can I borrow your pen?

P2: What happened to all of yours?

P1: My girlfriend's terrier got into my bag last night and went all nom de plume on them while we were watching Heroes.

P2: I think you mean "nom des plumes?"

P1: Whatever, just give me a pen.
by Desultoriousaurus Rex April 18, 2010
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plumkin

Noun; Pet word for a lover, esp. one who is sickly and in need of protection. See plimsole Not to be confused with pumpkin, the large orange vegetable.
C'mere plumkin, I think you need a cuddle.
by michaelkasp January 9, 2009
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Plumber's Delight

A shit deposited directly into a toilet tank.
by Henley Stanfordsontownville October 24, 2003
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plumkin

A small drop of shit.

Named for the noise it makes when hitting the water.
Gary: How was your shit?
Adam: It sucked, just a few plumkins.
by Plumaster1 June 3, 2010
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polish plumber

Pouring pureed Kielbasa into a girl's asshole, then butt fucking her so hard that shit-basa splashes back on your balls.
My wife's fat ass was constapated, so I gave her the Polish Plumber.
by BGDH January 10, 2009
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