Plastic chair

There are several different plastic chairs in the world however there is one specific chair belonging to a man named Vergil from legend. Should one sit upon the chair motivation shall course through their body and their portal opening days shall start with the blessed power of the Yamato

A dude: Eh I’ll go to the gym tomorrow

Plastic chair: Stares intimately

A dude : Fuck it ima sit

by anonymous February 29, 2024

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Plastic came from space therefore it is space jizz

The other day when your girl was messing around that plastic dildo and she got pregnant and the baby came out brown must be the space jizz

by That’s creative March 10, 2024

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plastic laid

(Noun) The act of having sex with a plastic object.

Yo I got plastic laid last night… it was amazing.

by Fun12388 March 18, 2024

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Plastic bag

A term used for someone who shares the same qualities of a plastic bag: flimsy, used, gets thrown away after being used, fake, empty until temporarily filled.

Him: My ex reminds me of a plastic bag, the way she’d float from guy to guy and somehow always make her way back to the trash

by Apachemars October 5, 2025

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the plastics

An organisation that is a recruitment campaign to funnel young new recruits into Al Qaeda to support para-military death squads in northern Iraq. The figurehead of this operation is the one and only Regina George, who encourages her followers to join the ranks of the terrorist groups in and around Iraq.

Jack: Bro I just got recruited into the plastics.
Sam: My application is still pending approval, Al Qaeda doesn't need experienced bomb makers anymore i guess.

by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing November 5, 2025

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Plastic bag of defeat

When people put plastic bags or other objects in their driver side window or passenger side on the side of the road, because their poor financial choices do not permit them to get their Hoopty fixed, or get it towed somewhere else

Looks like that car isn’t going anywhere anytime soon. How do I know you ask? Look at the plastic bag of defeat on the driver side window

by thedon2025 November 29, 2025

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