your white person is the friend you’ve had since you were little who has for as long as you remember been a trustworthy caring friend
by dejeiwiwi April 22, 2023
Get the white personmug. 
Person 1: “hey do you ever wonder if there’s an infinite amount of people used for these conversations?”
Person 2: “most likely, but I look forward to meeting person 69420”
Person 69420: “you called?”
Person 2: “YOOOOO IT’S HIM! DO YOU SMOKE WEED”
Person 69420: “no. I’m just an average guy that is on this planet minding my own fucking business, and coincidentally my name is person 69420. I’m not a badass who smokes weed and hook up with girls all the time.”
Person 2: “damn bro, I never thought about that..”
Person 69420: “THAT’S BECAUSE I HOOK UP WITH GUYS ON APRIL 20TH AT 4:20AM SUCKER”
Person 1: “dear reader, I have gone insane and I would like to be removed from this conversation.”
Person 2: “most likely, but I look forward to meeting person 69420”
Person 69420: “you called?”
Person 2: “YOOOOO IT’S HIM! DO YOU SMOKE WEED”
Person 69420: “no. I’m just an average guy that is on this planet minding my own fucking business, and coincidentally my name is person 69420. I’m not a badass who smokes weed and hook up with girls all the time.”
Person 2: “damn bro, I never thought about that..”
Person 69420: “THAT’S BECAUSE I HOOK UP WITH GUYS ON APRIL 20TH AT 4:20AM SUCKER”
Person 1: “dear reader, I have gone insane and I would like to be removed from this conversation.”
by YourLocalEnemy August 12, 2022
Get the Person 69420mug. by taylor paulson June 23, 2021
Get the Honey Personmug. used during human sexual acts such as intercourse and masturbation, to reduce friction to or between the penis and vagina, anus, other body parts.
by The anonymous May 18, 2016
Get the personal lubricantsmug. When you go out with someone and they seem normal but by the next date they change their personality into someone completely different. Aka their true wack self.
Simon was completely personality catfishing me. One day I thought he was cute then next he turned pyscho.
by Coral McFlynn October 17, 2019
Get the Personality Catfishingmug. Personality cookies are sugar cookies that are cut into various shapes and sizes and are typically decorated with frosting and candies. Traditionally the look or “personalities” of these cookies are related to the holiday season.
Hey! wanna help me make some personality cookies?, What do you want to make our personality cookies look like?, Do you want any personality cookies when we watch jingle all the way?
by dorle December 9, 2020
Get the Personality cookiesmug.