A website that delivers all the gay news about Naperville including jobs, events, and crime. Most of the crime is done by niggers except for the E Sam shit. Any comments that are posted saying anything that does not fit a liberal agenda are deleted and the user is suspended.
X Nad: Why did my account get suspended? All I said was "Lets guess who" on a article talking about the armed robbery in Naperville.
K Kee: It's the Naperville Patch! All the writers are fag liberals who suck JB dick.
X Nad: Oh ok, that makes sense now
K Kee: It's the Naperville Patch! All the writers are fag liberals who suck JB dick.
X Nad: Oh ok, that makes sense now
by Whoopi/Hafner nems July 19, 2022
by 420thedream August 16, 2021
by Rest In Bork March 23, 2017
Patches the plush is a made up character by a user on a site. It is a mix of plush and human, and has a gender defined as male. He has a long backstory, but in general has several patches and stitches. Colton Calloway is his real name, but prefers being called Patches. Contains Child Like innocence, sensitive and mostly cheery+happy. They're allergic to cinnamon, and deserve more love
by GlitchedButterz1987 August 17, 2017
by Genesix December 14, 2021
To patch someone means to ignore them or leave them out. To be patched means to be ignored or left out
by Br1tishs7ang July 23, 2017
A funny, confident, cute young man... what else can we say. Emphasis on man, he’s not a boy and doesn’t play games. They usually work in hospitality such as a receptionist in a hotel. He loves to walk and loves an adventure. You will never get bored with a Patch. They also love to get there tummy scratches!!
1.Omg where is Patch?!?
2. Haha, You know Patch, probably at the hotel or at the hotel or on a walk!
2. Haha, You know Patch, probably at the hotel or at the hotel or on a walk!
by Jigglebellrock May 17, 2020