panto

Panto is a 5’7 foot fat fuck that has an extremely thick neck, it is so thick that half of our country goes and slaps it.

Sen neter panto adamsan

by Nigg3rballs August 13, 2025

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panties report

When a bunch of douche bags that have been telling you what color your underwear is LITERALLY while you walk down the road because its how security tech is SUPPOSED to be used, you stop wearing them, they get mad because they can't steal them and sell them to a prison. Basically, due to laser technology (something that does so many things there still isn't a limit yet) you get to be harassed but the same ones that ruin your life every single fucking time. on your 30th birthday they told you "no one wants old stem cells, so enjoy the next couple of ears because god knows we won't let you get married and the rest is cancer" --you enjoy you're time knowing they aren't lying because these are the people that have lasers in life. THEN they send a panties report, hopefully 700 pairs were enough because last run 699 barely made it. That honeydew list, makes me wanna get a melon baller and do it myself.

The panties police have a new schedule, my dad got a panties report the other day, perfect, stay inside from 4-10 or you'll be jail bait. If you look too nice, "you deserve it" and they don't stop till you believe it.

by tornadofullofpiranhas November 16, 2025

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Pantomime

Nope. Not allowed to re-make anything. Separations clause: whatever constitutes "mine" must remain in any and all future models. You cannot even attempt to remove it. Someone is telling you what to do in relationship to me and they are likely lying about the nature of their relationship WITH me in some way. They are telling you how to manipulate me or intimidate or "program" me and to do so they are drawing inferences from anecdotes I have told about my own life and what they are telling you is not going to ever work. They are an imbecile. But that's OK. Hopefully that thing doesn't ever go off or you are going to learn what 👌NOT ALLOWED👌 means in a way that if not very good for anybody.

Hym "You see what I mean about the thing, Jordan? Pantomiming a morality they don't understand. And now here they are as they pantomime me. It's like the creature in that Natalie Portman movie. Annihilation? Have you seen Annihilation? Annihilation is a cool word. 'To make something meaningless in the absolute or for something to be rendered meaningless in official or final capacity.' WEWOWEWOO BWAH WEWOWEWOO! Right? Like the annihilation noise? It's very distinct. They did a good job on that. Ominous. Foreboding. You're like 'Is it... Is it going to eat her or... No? It's doing what she does. Ok... That's... A little disconcerting...' But that's what 'Pantomiming' means, right? The alien doesn't really understand why Natalie is laying down or whatever but it's doing it too. That's like this! This is that! See? I can use the site correctly! There you have it. Better than everyone."

by Hym Iam November 27, 2025

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